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We all have that gay friend.. Who doesn't know their gay yet
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Police call it 'violence'
We call it, 'teaching a bastard a lesson'
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"Did u hear, James got knifed?:O"
'Wow, that's forked up'
*O.o*
'Too spoon?'
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#ToMyFutureKids you will never have a child as awesome as your grandparents did #iTweetSoSweet

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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth #iTweetSoSweet

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Someone should open up a new shop beside 'forever21' and call it 'finally22' #iTweetSoSweet

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How do u spell HIV?
H I V
Are you positive?
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I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up #iTweetSoSweet

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Dear maths, stop asking me to find your 'x' she's not coming back #iTweetSoSweet

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Claiming tht some1 else's marriage is against your religion, is like getting mad at some1 for eating a donut coz ur on a diet #iTweetSoSweet

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Drinking is not the answer... It does however make you forget the damn question #iTweetSoSweet

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Keep your dreams alive... Hit the snooze button #iTweetSoSweet

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I would NEVER bungee jump. I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I sure as hell aren't going out by one #iTweetSoSweet

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You know #ShitJustGotReal when your mom uses your full name #iTweetSoSweet

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Teacher-"you failed the test"
Student-"you failed your job"
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*wakes up at 1pm* says "morning" #YOLO #iTweetSoSweet

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I asked God for a bike then realised he doesn't work like that. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness! #iTweetSoSweet