baby sushi

chelsea fc #ktbffh , boxing, cats. in that order. i goof on this platform

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

Mundial 2066: “Expandimos el torneo a 124 selecciones”

El Vaticano vs Islas Epstein del Grupo Z a las 3am:

[ozymandias🇦🇷 @mourinhofenerde]

kız: evime gelen ilk erkek sensin

biz: harbi mi

kızın kedisi:

[✒️ @Literariium]

In your 20s and 30syou will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well, it’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

[katexbt.hl @katexbt]

Men used to sire entire second hidden families on a $20/hr income.

Wives wouldn't know for decades because the finances wouldn't even be affected.

That is what they took from you.

[s @exfootballfan]

may Allah spare my future kids from the karma of my words. i apologise for the evil i spoke.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

how it feels to accept that reality is just a carbon-based simulation where your infinite consciousness gets to play as a human avatar and remember itself as the creator of all experience despite the inherent limitations of a fragile physical existence

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖒  @brokehomieslim]

I feel so sorry for people who are just getting into soccer recently like bro this is the worst era of the sport you missed EVERYTHING.

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

This is the best edit of the World Cup so far

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

It’s time to remember this 😂

[Underdog @Underdog]

"I haven't had a bad day since March 26th. (Bosnia and Herzegovina) beat Wales March 26th ... My girlfriend of 6 and a half years broke up with me. I miss you, a little bit. BUT, yo I'm telling you, not a bad day."

The World Cup is 1-of-1 😂

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

RO32 QUALIFIED ✅✅✅✅✅

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

Kylian Mbappe when he is asked absolutely anything:

[The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork]

@ADL @nytimes

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️🇪🇸 @KayLFC05_]

Earth has existed for 8 billion years and I was born in Lionel Messi’s Era https://t.co/4RU9KgTvOP

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

I’ve got zero Cape Verde in my DNA*

Me when Cape Verde score:

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

How it felt if you were rooting for Iran

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

“I speak as a goy, a mere goy”

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away