Isaac

Sometimes I do stuff

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How old does your cat need to be to get her nipples pierced?

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APRIL FOOLS, HAHAHAHA. I actually have covid, how did you fall for that 😅🤣😂😥😭😭🤮

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So happy to be healthy and well to start off the week before my bday

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When that stimmy check AND tax return hit the bank account all at once 😎

Time to go spend it at #BestBarOHOP

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I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the front door at #BestBarOHOP

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My Twitter is coming out of retirement, just to tell y'all... #BestBarOHOP

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*CALLING ALL UMAINE STUDENTS*

We don’t just want this, we need this

Make it happen #bringback$wells

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How does one become a bartender if all job listings require previous bartending experience 🤔

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Even when my name is posted all over the news and internet, people still refuse to spell it correctly.

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Watch out Orono. I heard tropical storm Isaac will be hitting dollar wells tn.

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Every time that I hear sirens now, I just assume that someone couldn't make it through the roundabout.

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I completely forgot that students were coming back until Tinder said, "who are all these new people swiping in your area?"

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I wish I was a cat so I could put my butt in everyone's face

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I have to work tomorrow, should I get drunk anyway?

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I dont remember what it feels like to not be sweating #moist

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Just got a new debit card after my account was locked for fraud. Then I snapped a picture of the front and back to let people know how excited I am.

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"Your speed is __ SLOW DOWN" - does anyone else test how fast they can get going before passing these signs?

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I have to squish my normal sized bagels into bagel thins because I could only afford the skinny toaster.