Devet Valecha

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

@CNBCTV18Live pls fix

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

The math just ain’t math-ing @UberEats. Is your business model to prey off of people that are not willing to check each fee you slap on to the order?

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

@UberEats what’s the point of having “Uber One” when all you do is move around a charge from one fee to another?
My partner (non-member) was charged a delivery fee but no “long range fee” while I was charged a “long range fee” for the same delivery address??!!

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

Call me a changemaker @CNBCTV18Live

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

The government can shutdown for 40+ days but I’m scared to ask my manager for 4 weeks of time off to get married?

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

My interns gifted me these socks cause I told them I love Dua 😭😭
@DUALIPA what I gotta do to get free tickets for Boston

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

I would be willing to name my future child ‘Oli’ short for ‘Olipop’. What’s your offer @drinkolipop?

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

This is how I imagine my sleep paralysis demon looks at me

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

Y’all got swamp ass, we got foggy bottom

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

New business idea: “Chipizza”, a restaurant that only serves pizza and chips

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

Are racists on feet finder called black-toes intolerant?

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

NVM..my hairline isn’t receding, my brain is expanding

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

Tariffs this…economy that…the only recession I care about is my hairline’s

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

@ananyapandayy petition to change your bio to “Naam Ananya aur kaam a-nanya business”

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

Tariffs this…economy that…the only recession I care about is my hairline’s

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

Gonna start using X to dump 1 (un)funny thought everyday

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

Who decided to call it French and ‘France-skrit’

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

@MyIndusIndBank how out of touch with consumers is your product manager that they haven’t added a QR code scanner for UPI payments?

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

4/n ended the call by saying that I either get my original phone number back or T-mobile loses my investment (not financial advice)

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

1/n Never felt more like an NRI than when I went off on a @TMobile rep and told them that I come from a third-world country, and even we have better telecom operations and processes than them after being on a call for over 4.5 hours, trying to change my plan and port my number.

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

2/n had to keep repeating myself after every transfer, and most associates couldn't understand a compound sentence (or anything beyond their script)

[Devet Valecha @i_D26]

3/n Don't understand why switching from prepaid to postpaid required a number change, then having me request to keep the same number. Why be on hold? Can't this be done on the back end?