Having imaginary beef with me is crazy. You are literally crazy to try to force me being your opposition.
You have a strong disliking for me and you don't even have a legitimate reason to dislike me. You've never done a thing for me and I've done a lot for you.
Oldest son got picture day today and yesterday he decided to give himself a carpet burn right on the forehead from playing too much... wooooo child thatโs gone be in the pic as well ๐๐