El Capitano

I like beer, wine gums & laying in my exes yard, leaving necklaces made out of blades of grass on her window-sill.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@kalpa_v GaahDam. Why you look like you just stepped out Cleopatras womb glowing golden n shit?

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@joaomatthews_ dawg. Why dnt ur bio rhyme tho? Been fucking up my mental for a good 30 seconds now. smh.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

nohomonohomonohomonohomo RT @joaomatthews_: What am I doing right now? Me.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@JosephMeegar @Embassy730 @Riz_Ventura SMH. Tyler prolly gon try sum slick shit like "Who pussy this is?" only to get

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@Embassy730 @JosephMeegar @Riz_Ventura Nigga. I straight up just googled Alicia Tyler. Fuck kinda porn is this? SMH.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

"Look at me with no hesitation and tell me baby it's yoooouuuurrrs" nohomonohomonohomo

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

"OMG! New Glasses"... SMH. I just wana play a loop of Drizzles Marvins Room chorus & hug the fuck out this hoe fam.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

Any lawyers outhere? Just wanna know if I'm legally entitled to fill in my will with "Fuck you all, I claim that forever"?

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@MyLeftNut nohomo. Most reliable nigga I know. RT @JosephMeegar: @ the follower you would make the beneficiary of your retirement annuity.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

1 bottle of henney away from playing Mario's "Let Me Love You" at full volume doing every single dance move in my ex drive way fam.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

No way you turning super saiyan just standing screaming cuz. Real key to turning super saiyan is to love a bitch & have her cheat on you.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

Let me go buy my daily beer & pack of wine-gums & lay in my exes yard & leave her necklaces made out of blades of grass on her window-sill.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

Yo La Familia @Twitter, this my proven track record. Those my side-hoes. I'm tryna to clean up these here streets fam

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

Yo La Familia running @Twitter please help a yung G wit the directions to the portal that leads to HOEceania?

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@Embassy730 @JosephMeegar @Riz_Ventura Na! Ye Judas to me. He saved 1 hoe & switchd up. Im tryna Jesus these hoes. Tag me when u spot em fam

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@Embassy730 @JosephMeegar @Riz_Ventura thass whassup. I'll be here lookin at the gems n scavaging for these hoes like

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

Came here cause they said its bitches here. The lies.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

I got 1 follower yo. O-N-E. SMH.

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

@JosephMeegar bro bro. I'm tryna join the Durag Illuminati so I can chain hyenas & babboons as pets. Show me the way?

[El Capitano @i_Save_Hoes]

Pussy thrown at me, u fuckin wit a wide receiver.