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sam, 27, likes frogs, can always be persuaded to buy a nice cheddar. happily dating a master of star trek trivia.

she/her.

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Taking a break from this site. Not sure if I'll be back. I'm around if you need me.

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@RepCDS @Dede_Watson @rglucks1 You speak for fewer people than you probably think.

[z𖦹 3 shane hollanders in a trench coat @wastelandwalls]

bro's an extra crispy irishman like wdym you were born on st patrick's day

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@colinjoist kermit the frog?

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@POTUS I am begging you to have a single coherent thought.

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@percystarzzz That makes sense! For context, the 'lmao' was because I grew up Catholic. So for a while as a kid I was just very sheltered and like "...?!? am I allowed? You mean to tell me there is A SECRET SECOND OPTION?" 😆

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@dislocatedwrist ah yes, I too remember Amok Time

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@stockpiledclay this song has the musical equivalent of iPhone face

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@marimaycry emo phase and drama club, next question

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

No lies detected here 👇

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@fbhutto If they had been protesting for a viewpoint the right agrees with, all these same people going "WeLl, AcTuALlY" would be screaming bloody murder about liberty and free speech.

They're only okay with it because it's suiting their agenda. For now.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Using an authenticator app 36 times a day

[eir who loves liz 💕 @womenwhosing]

is she like promoting something or is she just on a press tour to remind the world what a bad bitch she is

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

It is legal to criticize the president. It is legal to criticize the president's actions. It is legal to criticize the president's advisors. It is legal and patriotic and the blood of a healthy society to hold those in power accountable, and even to mock them. Remember it.

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@heyyguido Marry him again. 😆

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@ama_a93 internet guerilla justice achieved!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

they changed history here😭