Sydney Stapleton

[Sydney Stapleton @i_am_batmann__]

Life update: WE’RE MARRIED

[mamí @JordynMartinez_]

a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

dietician has advised me to “eat food and have sex,” which is perhaps the soundest advice i’ve ever received from a health professional

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

unconditional love doesn’t mean unconditional boundaries

[🐰𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙙𝙡𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙤🧢 @allegedlyangelo]

This is the real @colton. Never forget that before you go slide into his DMs for some ordinary-looking, white, gay bussy that you can find on Grindr, for a dime a dozen. #coltonunderwood

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[Sydney Stapleton @i_am_batmann__]

@MorganWallen rly said “long hair, don’t care💁🏻‍♀️” in his new song and I am living for it

[Bree💋 @b_reezy21]

Can @sonicdrivein bring back the caramel java chiller pls

[kay @Kayla_Susann_]

Lady May is hands down one of the prettiest songs ever written. You cannot change my mind on that

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

my biggest flex is that nobody from my high school can say they had sex with me

[Sydney Stapleton @i_am_batmann__]

Brb, gonna go crop ALL of Luke’s t-shirts 😋😇🥵

[the original hoochie daddy 🤓 @FuckHowUFeelDoe]

Let’s normalize this AGAIN.

[Hollywood Nicky 🎙 @The1NickHunter]

Unemployment went up $600. Niggas at home making $857 a week but some “essential” making like $400 a week working and taking all the risk. I got a major problem with that. They need to pay them essential workers more money

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

I went to Texas Tech... prepared me for these moments 😎

[Mario F. Garcia Jr. @mariofgarciajr]

Patrick Mahomes went to Texas Tech University. I went to Texas Tech University. Patrick Mahomes is a Super Bowl Champion. I am a Super Bowl Champion.

[Raphy @Exmotions]

Btw this dance is called Champeta and it is originated in Shakira’s hometown of Branquilla Colombia! It’s respected for its footwork and it’s an important part of Colombian culture 💃🏼

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Country music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :)

Pop punk music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :(

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

This is actually my favorite TikTok

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Please pray for @cnn

[Sydney Stapleton @i_am_batmann__]

What that mouth do 🤪