Shipshape

Straight out of Liberty (he wishes), the Shipshape you have come to know and love brought to you by the guys who know him best. Fall is most certainly upon us.

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"Well it's because when I prick them they can't even feel it."

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"I've actually worked up the reputation as 'The Gentle One' when I'm at work."

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"My favorite Christmas special is 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas.' You know with Boris Karloff."

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#Pray4Shipshape

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Everyone should watch golf with me. We can lean in towards the TV together when the ball gets by the hole and yell "GREAT SHOT." #Masters

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#ClumsyOx

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I would have won if it weren't for the stupid puzzle game! @loganXCprescott #GoldenOreoChallenge

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"That picture you took of me, it looks like I have little chicken legs!"

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Just rolling to dinner earlier today, nothing weird here.

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I'm feeling 22. #hbdShipshape

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2nd ad plays: "Of course they out the dorkiest commercial they could possibly think of on there."

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Puts on Spotify to listen to classical music. Ad plays after first song. Freaks out. #ClassicShipshape

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"Maybe I should pack a pair of pants." #ClassicShipshapeQuotes

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#UnfollowRealShipshape2015

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"It's so sexy to be living in America... I almost tweeted that on 4th of July." #Patriot

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I'm so over her. “@NBCOlympics: Ashley Wagner shatters records for third U.S. figure skating title”

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@3OH3Runner once you start, you can't stop. It's a fact.

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Life is cruel and full of disappointment. MT "@Rachelebareford: How will those left behind survive?"

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Yes, I am. MT "@Rachelebareford: He's the highlight of the team.HECK, HE IS THE TEAM."

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"In my mind I'm a hipster but in my body I'm an athlete."