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[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@guzu_p Anyone saying this song is not dope clearly do not know the definition of dope song

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@NETELLER I recently signed up and verified my account correctly. After verification, I deposited into my account and my account got restricted for no reason. I currently have a balance of €99 in the account, and I am unable to access it due to the closure. I request a refund

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@skrill I recently signed up for skrill and verified my account correctly. After verification, I deposited into my account and my account got restricted for no reason. I currently have a balance of €330 in the account, and I am unable to access it due to the closure. I request a refund

[Zero To Mastery @zerotomasteryio]

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[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@Babsogundeyi @joinkuda My name is ThankGod Chukwuebuka Alexander

I recently received an email that a lien has been placed on my 500,000 Naira on my Kuda app. The said transaction was said to be sent from an OPay to my Kuda. Meanwhile on the said day (31st of December, 2025),

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@joinkuda transaction that reported my account. If you can’t tell me that please release my money. I am tired and stressed out about this already.

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@joinkuda Dear Kuda please release my 500,000 naira you guys placed on lien. Your customer care service via email is one of the worst . They reply when they feel like replying. The correct sender sent my this money and it was flagged as fraudulent.

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@joinkuda Dear Kuda please release my 500,000 naira you guys placed on lien. Your customer care service via email is one of the worst . They rep when they feel like replying. The correct sender sent my this money and it was flagged as fraudulent.

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@funto_courage @investbamboo Before they were fast in replying but it’s been 12th days now no reply to my email too

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@investbamboo @chapo2070 Why are you guys not replying to emails again. This is unlike Bamboo. I have sent email since 8th September and another one some yesterday.

Did you guys move to Ghana and South Africa with your customer care agents only to abandon Nigerians?

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@investbamboo Why don’t you guys reply to emails again? What is happening? Are you guys having troubles? I have been with bamboo for some time and you guys always reply almost immediately.

What is the problem now. Sent an email since 8th September and no reply yet

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Mr President

Hire someone on your team that understands economics

How can someone tweet we have exported enough to cover half of the budget?

How?

The trade surplus is coming from oil and gas exports, but the NNPC is still importing PMS and has encumbered its revenues to $ loans

So how can a trade surplus, backed by debt, cover a budget supported by record debt?

Does it make sense?

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

Bro...Are you aware that some departments get closed when people stop applying?

I prefer highly competitive admissions to its opposite.

One of my admission letters mentioned that the department received over 5,000 applications (Fall 2022) and I should be proud of myself.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

If I were given the task by a foreign power to cripple a developing economy like Nigeria and reduce its 200 million people to a state of desolate, mindless nihilism, here's how I'd go about it.

1. Raise taxes indiscriminately and across board. Do so with zero consultation and make the announcement as abrupt as possible so as to magnify the shock value.

2. Institute multiple taxation and create entire new arms and functions of government centred around collecting new taxes and levies. Make this process as rapid and opaque as possible, and once again, ensure there is zero public consultation and maximum shock value.

3. Remove any subsidies on production (such as those on petrol and diesel, which power 87% of all production in Nigeria) and ensure that any consumer prices set by government (such as electricity tariffs) skyrocket. This ensures that producers not only raise prices but also pass the entire cost burden on to consumers instead of pushing back on the inflationary policies. Crippling consumer inflation ensues, followed by a debilitating cost of living crisis, the likes of which the country has never seen.

4. Make energy production and supply even more convoluted and mind-bending than they already are. Add new layers of corruption between producers and the energy they need. Insert my nephew's oil company into the nerve centre of national energy infrastructure and start a war against the country's only functioning refinery, which threatens to simply access to energy. Create a weird new national energy policy that avoids all the cheaply available energy reserves in Nigeria, and starts pushing weird stuff like "renewables" and CNG on an impoverished population whose cooking fuel is mostly still either kerosene or firewood.

5. Hire a central bank governor whose career at a certain international bank intersects very curiously with mine at a time when I was involved in illegal activity and laundering the proceeds through that bank. Naturally, he is 100% pliant and will do WHATEVER I want him to do without hesitation or pushback. And then...

6. Print money. Print it at a prodigious rate. Expand the money supply at a rate more than 3x that of what my predecessor did during the COVID years. Do all of this with zero parliamentary oversight, and spend money without any sort of appropriation or documentation. Literally print money out of thin air, purchase hard assets with it and watch the worthless fiat money disappear into the dark void of a 65% informal economy. Combined with devastating consumer inflation, an unprecedented cost of living crisis, crippling energy shortages caused by my new layers of corruption and weird energy policies, the national currency's value drops through the floor, falling 200% against the dollar in the 15 months I have had power.

7. Instead of working to build new regional export markets for my country's producers (which continue to function against all the odds), start throwing trade sanctions around ECOWAS and try to start a West African regional war on my country's northern border because France and America want me to. Where my predecessor attracted criticism for creating such close ties to our northern neighbour that he pushed for an economically unviable standard gauge rail line between both countries, I instead try to start a war with that neighbour and commit several violations of international law in the process - including possible war crimes. West Africa as a whole begins to pivot away from my country and my country's producers are left with zero export market and an impoverished local market that can't afford to buy anything.

8. PILE. ON. MORE. DEBT.
Take on loans from EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE. IMF, World Bank, African Development Bank, Zenith Bank, LAPO Microfinance Bank, pension funds, retail investors, osusu thrift credit society, EVERYTHING. If anyone questions it, throw bullshit statistics like "Low debt-to-GDP ratio" at them.

[Monsieur Avril @monsieur_avril]

I joined my learned brothers, led by @InibeheEffiong , under the pro-bono initiative of "Lawyers for Rule of Law & Human Rights."

We secured the release of 12 Citizens indiscriminately arrested & detained at State CID Panti, Lagos, for protesting.

#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Probably just a coincidence that Alphabet (Google) employees were the top donors to Biden

[Zeebeibe @ZoroSwagbag]

- #EGOWO Out Friday!!!!!!

Pre-Save link in my bio🪶

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

"We are hungry" There is hunger all over the world

"there are bandits" there is insecurity all over the world

"why do we have power outage in airports" UK airports also have power outage

"Qatar used oil money to build roads" what's the population of Qatar?

"Argentina is reducing inflation" Argentina president is kissing his girlfriend in public

"Excuses are tools of incompetence used to build bridges to nowhere and monuments of nothingness, and those who use them are not wise"

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

@ALXAiCE @ALXAiCE please tell those handling the Zendesk support to reply my email. It's been 2 days now.
I received my certificate last three days but my middle name was not captured. I would like it to be added to my certificate as all my certificates has my middle name.

[ThankGod Alexander @i_am_tca]

I am thrilled to have been selected for the TechUp Africa Program. This opportunity marks a significant milestone in my professional journey, and I am eager to dive into the world of Data Analysis.
@TechUp_Africa and @DataCamp
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