gideon

I exist.

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@sobanandcompany @CEMXTERYDR1VE disagree

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i have not pooped at all today #JMUPOC

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(no way we’re on the jumbotron) #JMUPOC

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@StotesRegatta i skipped morbius to be here. not happy.

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@StotesRegatta

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@StotesRegatta there is a snake in the merch tent and it has eaten 7 people

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@StotesRegatta first

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the jumbotron is a free written air gram. hello my family thanks for coming. collin and diego will you go to hoco with me? #JMUPOC

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someday this tweet will be projected on a screen in a large conference room in a job interview and to the important businessmen/women who are interviewing me, i sure hope you have a sense of humor.