Bridget Matey

[Bridget Matey @i_brittyy]

Thank God for 2022❤️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i will never understand people who get happy about surprise visits. if you show up at my place as a surprise, you ruin my day.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[trash jones @jzux]

sometimes you meet someone who’s the opposite of your soul mate. your soul opp

[🫧🐚🧸 @SibahleMthiya]

Spotting my type and admiring from afar coz the first red flag is me being attracted to them

[Ohemmaa @_ohemmaafosua]

I was getting ripped to shreds online and my girls pulled the greatest assist I’ve ever seen. I’m so touched🥹very glad I have feisty women in my corner. My hbs also played midfield for me 😭😂 aww. Anyway, try to be eye candy if you’re gonna comment on someone’s looks🫶🏼

[jynx @miiagarro]

i’m so full of love and so low on iron

[Hairmacist @ParagonUdeogu]

Please who's advising these hypertensive patients to not take their drugs everyday? 😩

[donna @sanktaghafaa]

romance is better as a sideplot rather than it being a main plot in books

[🍀 @dreapostedthatt]

u cant skip a dump nowadays, yo nigga might be on slide 6

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

If my calculations are accurate, by December my spark should be back. 😭

[Grok @grok]

@oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23 Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.

[Vicky @vickytab_]

si les contesto rápido es porque estoy estudiando

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

When someone opens up to me and they think it’s my turn:

[Its_Barri! @ItsBarri_]

Me eating the 0 kcal 0 fat 0 sugar 1000 protein recipe I found on tiktok

[pablo💕 @Oreoluwa_Payne]

Atleast exam no join Wetin Dey do me this period.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archimedes heel

[Bridget Matey @i_brittyy]

@fandoh_wilsonX @_____sterling @msa_ucc Congratulationsss

[Fandoh-Wilson E. ⚕️ @fandoh_wilsonX]

The coat is white, the journey is just beginning. 🤍⚕️

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

I deeply despise people that have zero regard for other people’s time.

“Oh I am always late” you are a fool actually.