Laney

My thoughts and opinions are entirely my own and have no reflection on my employer...blah blah blah.

[Laney @i_brooks33]

I drank jungle juice out of frat house coolers, drank four loco more times than I care to admit, and drunkenly used the bathroom at Somers. No, I’m not scared of the COVID vaccine.

[Laney @i_brooks33]

@WineAboutLaw I got Pfizer and Pfizer booster, sore arm but that was about it!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Twitter laughing at Facebook and Instagram:

[Laney @i_brooks33]

My stomach ulcer is officially gone 🙌🏼

[Laney @i_brooks33]

Not sure what’s going on with the hospital I respond to sensitive crimes calls for but the 3rd shift ER staff is beyond rude and it is KILLING ME SLOWLY

[Laney @i_brooks33]

It took me 29 years but I FINALLY figured out my makeup holy grail 🙌🏼

[Laney @i_brooks33]

@mir_duh22 LMAO Opie sat outside the bathroom door and judged the shit out of me when I walked out

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

Missouri governor’s use of his pardon power:

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Watching Rizzo and Javy hit bombs tonight https://t.co/xona3jbdZN

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

FOREVER.

[Laney @i_brooks33]

This man was fucking CHEATED by the @Cubs front office. He deserved way, way better than this. @ARizzo44 you’ll forever be one of the greatest players to be in Cubbie Blue. Chicago will miss the absolute hell out of you.

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

He caught the ball. THE ball. The most important ball in Cubs history.

[Laney @i_brooks33]

Am I a Bucks fan? Not really. Did I love this team so much and I’m so happy for them that I’m very highly debating getting an “A tinkle and a title” shirt? Absolutely.

[Laney @i_brooks33]

The @Bucks earned every last bit of this

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

H̶i̶s̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶.

HISTORY MADE. 🏆

Congratulations to the @Bucks!

#FearTheDeer

[Laney @i_brooks33]

I AM DECEASED

[タピオカ最高 @feinbergpilled]

the entire state of wisconsin tomorrow

[Laney @i_brooks33]

HEY HI PLZ DO NOT MANSPLAIN MY OWN JOB TO ME TYSM

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

The Sandlot will forever take the cake for best Fourth of July scene of all time

[Xay @hoodopulence]

Has outside always been this expensive or?

[Laney @i_brooks33]

This trial for next week hasn’t even started yet and I already need a drink

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it’s more of a surprise