carl

I’m awm the internet :3

[carl @i_eated_sand]

parenting to not hate every song on my discover weekly so my spotify wrapped isn’t just car seat headrest and kanye

[carl @i_eated_sand]

parenting to not hate every song on my discover weekly so my spotify wrapped isn’t just car seat headrest and kanye

[carl @i_eated_sand]

I deleted tik tok to stop consuming brain rot only to consume much worse and less funny brain rot on instagram reels.

[magnificent manatee @evvuunn]

socks n sandals feel so comfortable when theres no girl in ur ear telling u they’re ugly

[carl @i_eated_sand]

mullets are the only thing that can unite the far left and far right

[carl @i_eated_sand]

y’all’s esoteric artsy “avant garde” $160 cologne smells like BALLSACK and WEED !!!!!

[carl @i_eated_sand]

every time someone says “bro she’s so bad” in reference to a beautiful woman 15 angels die.

[carl @i_eated_sand]

u ever get so high u start taking ur hoodie on and off like 80 times to feel normal

[carl @i_eated_sand]

when I was in 7th grade a boy I liked told me I looked like Otis the cow and I never forgot about it

[carl @i_eated_sand]

what do you mean you’re using “micro-soft” “edge” 🤨 sounds suspicious.

[carl @i_eated_sand]

I would like to send some of you back in time to a place with no geek bars and see what you would do.

[carl @i_eated_sand]

sometimes I meet someone and am like you would definitely not survive medieval times

[carl @i_eated_sand]

Half of the artists in LA are just here for attention and to fuel their ego and the other half have autism

[carl @i_eated_sand]

sometimes I meet someone and am like you would definitely not survive medieval times

[carl @i_eated_sand]

I spilt my coffee 💔

[carl @i_eated_sand]

Starting my morning sticky and wet. Not explaining why.

[magnificent manatee @evvuunn]

tired of these negative nancy’s tryna ruin my day … im jus tryna be a positive paul

[carl @i_eated_sand]

I’m getting freaky with this corona extra with a lime

[carl @i_eated_sand]

#thirdcomingofchrist #comeback2024 #twitter

[carl @i_eated_sand]

This is my Second tweet. #secondcomingofchrist

[carl @i_eated_sand]

just deleted 100+ weird tweets because i’m Normal now and not abnormal or like still weird or anything right guys I’m normal

[carl @i_eated_sand]

*cuts someone off in traffic* erm......... hes right behind me isnt he....