kris

rebel without a clue. Tarot reader. DM me

[typing... @imlauv_45]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[La Rata 🐀 @CleverSafo]

Welcome Gugu Gaga

[xan (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

i kinda like ppl who trauma dump ngl. idc if i met you 30 min ago, pls tell me why your dad lost custody of you

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

UNPOPULAR OPINION:
Most relationships only last because women keep forgiving things they should’ve ended the first time.

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

@Loner_clips They are awful parents, jfc

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this man on tiktok said “youcannot repair a relationship with a man who believes the problem is always your reaction, never his behavior” and that’s real shit.

[🧚‍♀️Evelyn🧚‍♀️ @Eva_Sommie]

Until a man is doing things for you that don’t benefit him, he is not investing in you… I said what I said.

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

@primetateHQ I'm sure Megan herself is utterly heartbroken to hear this earth shattering news

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

POV: your favorite person turns out to be another life lesson

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

@Throneking123 Ya that was boring

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Spencer Pratt has been eliminated from the Los Angeles mayor race

Here’s a list of the celebrities who humiliated themselves by endorsing him

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The number of Spencer Pratt voters is pretty mortifying lol. Just the dumbest people in the world live among us

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Detach, babygirl. You’re a dream girl, not an option. Stop waiting on a man who can’t even say he cares.

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

@BongsMahlangu_ I definitely am. I'm 36. Life is still not great nor stable.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

Pov: Everyone is achieving something while you're quietly battling your own mind and still trying to understand where you even belong.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

how it feels because I just don't feel the spark in me anymore

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

@NSFWorld_ @freakoutsideofx Yep. He talked openly about it in his book.

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

@freakoutsideofx Not that it makes it any less gross or creepy (because he IS those things), but he was 51 and Helena herself was just a month shy of 20. Dude is FOUL. This was back when they were dating in 2013. His current girlfriend is only 30 and he himself is 63. Yeah. Let that sink in.

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

I just got letterbox'd. Add me at krisflushednemo, y'all. https://t.co/WL3zB6JWbe

[kris @i_flushed_nemo]

@cuntyybarbie He's incredibly cute