Hannah

Book lover & blogger. Sociologist. Feminist. She/Her. Currently reading whatever strikes my fancy.

[jon @delillostan]

Goethe becoming the second-most important figure in Western literature is crazy when you consider his first book was basically 13 Reasons Why but with a young twink and sexy MILF

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Microsoft Teams

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?

[brenda @brendasafra]

eu tô encantada com como é o tigre que ele vira

[jane 🏳️‍⚧️ @LivingRangerKey]

my dreams feel like this sometimes

[ege @egeofanatolia]

Boyfriend said the New Years Eve tradition for Germans is watching an old film about a 90 y/o woman celebrating her birthday but all her friends are dead so her butler has to pretend to be the dead friends. I thought he was fucking with me. He was not.
https://t.co/42scMn8WaO

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i love that gandalf saw the balrog, did the math on “can i solo him”, arrived at “yes but not with these losers next to me” and then after getting everyone else away did in fact do a side quest to solo him

[Hannah @i_havethoughts]

I know this might kill someone. But, apart from that, how dirty can one toilet be??

[dom 💐🇮🇹🇦🇺 @rossivision]

Did they buy it off Temu Serbia

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

Sorry not to scare anyone but there’s a hitman in front

[Weezer Gaming @TheWeezerGaming]

That was the ACTUAL grinch bro

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it

women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Thin crust Timberlands is craaaaazyyy

[Philip Bunn @PhilipDBunn]

welcome to ai home, we have b̸͇̮̥̮̾a̸̡͓̠̔t̷͇͗̌̄͝h̶̢͕̝̣̿̑͊r̶͚͕̺̞̔̾̎͠ȯ̷͎̈̇ò̸͓̀͠ͅm̴̹̊̌̏š̷̖̿͑

[Hannah @i_havethoughts]

YES!

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

🏹🪽My next book EMPTY AND MARVELOUS is a darkly comedic novel about existential anxiety, angels, and Ralphs supermarket; a picaresque of the psyche turned tale of supernatural eros.

Like Death Valley and Milk Fed, EMPTY AND MARVELOUS will be published by the angels at @ScribnerBooks !✨🗡️

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Ngga I just realized they’re smiling bees, not very concerned tigers 😭

[Hannah @i_havethoughts]

I am starting to feel like I was wrong snarking about Prometheus for the last however many years ("scientists would not just touch the weird alien plant!" - apparently they would and they do)

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

oh god don't keep touching it like that