Goethe becoming the second-most important figure in Western literature is crazy when you consider his first book was basically 13 Reasons Why but with a young twink and sexy MILF
Boyfriend said the New Years Eve tradition for Germans is watching an old film about a 90 y/o woman celebrating her birthday but all her friends are dead so her butler has to pretend to be the dead friends. I thought he was fucking with me. He was not.
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i love that gandalf saw the balrog, did the math on “can i solo him”, arrived at “yes but not with these losers next to me” and then after getting everyone else away did in fact do a side quest to solo him
men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
🏹🪽My next book EMPTY AND MARVELOUS is a darkly comedic novel about existential anxiety, angels, and Ralphs supermarket; a picaresque of the psyche turned tale of supernatural eros.
Like Death Valley and Milk Fed, EMPTY AND MARVELOUS will be published by the angels at @ScribnerBooks !✨🗡️
I am starting to feel like I was wrong snarking about Prometheus for the last however many years ("scientists would not just touch the weird alien plant!" - apparently they would and they do)