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Abundance of weirdness || Sci, Tech|| Delusional

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

Anthropic: “We are disrupting thousands of industries by being able to replicate their products in just a few minutes using AI making all of their hard work pointless.”

Also Anthropic: “Chinese AI labs are replicating and ripping off our product making all of our hard work pointless.”

[Zoha Ahmed @Zoha_xtra]

Pakistan (mediator) to fighting parties :
Free trial period is over, subscribe to keep using premium features......

[Aman 🧋 @CodeWithAmann]

giving my friend access to claude fable 5 who uses chatgpt free version

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Iran_deal_version23_final-final.pdf

[u_u @afterwyrd]

i hate having nothing to say to someone i actually want to talk to

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

Asked her out.
She said "ew"

"Ew" backwards is "we"
"We" sounds like "oui"
"Oui" is French for yes

Great success❤️🙏🏽

[sophie @netcapgirl]

fable 5 when you ask it for the bedtime story your grandma used to tell you about enriching uranium

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

I didn’t used to think advertising worked on me, but the World Cup has made me want to buy some crude oil from Saudi Aramco

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Airlines sending me "we're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

[Nusrat Javeed @javeednusrat]

Elites of Islamabad quietly cheered the brutal demolition of poor neighbourhoods — all perfectly 'legal', they said.But the moment the same law touches One Constitution Avenue skyscraper, it turns bearable. Law for the poor. Exception for the elite.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Pov: Me at the gates of heaven looking at the guardian angel who was in charge of my financial situation

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

Me busy making my bed on the floor.

My rich cousin: You also do Yoga??

Me:

[Summaiyat | PharmWise⚕️📚 @PharmWise_]

"Van der Waals" force is such a big name for a weak bond

[سلطان العارفين @sultan_exists]

what

[Ch Fawad Hussain @fawadchaudhry]

بھائ جان ویہلا ہون دا وی نوبل انعام ہوندا ائے؟

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[Vishcomical @vishcomical]

Account hacked by Muhammad Rizwan.

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

You just could have named it CornHub

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i love linkedin quick apply. it's like dropping your resume straight into the trash but with less work

[Abhiek @macho_nonreal]

You literally have to be unemployed to keep up with AI rn