Cee Dee

Unvaccinated.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty, instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression, and honestly I think it's money well spent.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Children going to school in Shanghai, China. Zero Covid strategy. Welcome to a dystopian nightmare.

https://t.co/QNBVnpq8CL

[Cee Dee @i_imposter]

@BeckettUnite Clearly makes sense for all the female refugees to get pregnant

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

New idea for a Channel 4 gameshow:
A panel of disabled people get shown a random dick, then they have to guess whether it belongs to a man or a woman. Winner gets to adopt a Ukrainian orphan.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

MPs have claimed £420,000 for heating bills since 2019. That’s you paying two energy bills- yours and theirs.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

"How did Jimmy Savile get away with it in plain sight?" says society that sends naked genderqueer pansexual groomers into primary schools to teach 5 year olds about felching

[Cee Dee @i_imposter]

@MetCC @jamesjammcmahon 🙌

[Cee Dee @i_imposter]

@jamesjammcmahon OCD - going mad without the relative peace of not knowing you are. True dat 🙌. Better days will come. They always do 🥰. Keep writing x

[English Gardener 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Richard_1942]

The tough guys at Greater Manchester Police slam Tommy Robinson against a wall.

The same police force who watched Salman Abedi enter Manchester Arena with a 28kg bomb on his back, but admitted they were too scared to stop him in case they were labelled racist or Islamophobic.

[Cee Dee @i_imposter]

@RealCarlVernon I can't see a dress. It's hidden behind that short blue fat stubby dildo looking thing.

[Cee Dee @i_imposter]

@TheFreds Bad drugs?

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

The working class who didn't stop during the entire lockdown, shouldn't have to pay the bill for academics, on twice the salary, that sat on furlough tweeting about what wankers the working class are.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Received an email from The NYTimes asking for comment regarding me “advancing ideas that Ukraine is a corrupt country”—similar to Russian state TV.

I replied informing them that I actually got my ideas from the New York Times, and provided them links to their past articles. 😂

[Vinod Kapri @vinodkapri]

This is PURE GOLD❤️❤️

नोएडा की सड़क पर कल रात 12 बजे मुझे ये लड़का कंधे पर बैग टांगें बहुत तेज़ दौड़ता नज़र आया

मैंने सोचा
किसी परेशानी में होगा , लिफ़्ट देनी चाहिए

बार बार लिफ़्ट का ऑफ़र किया पर इसने मना कर दिया

वजह सुनेंगे तो आपको इस बच्चे से प्यार हो जाएगा ❤️😊

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

11 Tory MPs earn more from their second jobs than they do as an MP. They all lobbied to avoid a cap on their earnings. They all voted for a pay rise of £2,200 for MPs. And they all voted for 2 new worker taxes to start on the same day as their pay rise.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Over 200 second jobbing MPs pick up a total of over £9ml a year.

They lobbied to prevent a cap on those earnings, voted for a pay rise of £2,200 for themselves. And incredibly voted for 2 new worker taxes to start on the same day.

Couldn’t make this shit up.

[Ryann McEnany @RyannMcEnany]

Everyone laughed, but Trump always knew.

[Cee Dee @i_imposter]

@ianmiles Ridiculous. They wouldn't have dared do that if he were black