Nick Lamb

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@ScoutBogan Enjoy ur wet clothes

[Nick Lamb @i_is_nick2]

PSA to those complaining about wet clothes coming out of the dryer. Shake out your clothes when you take them out of washer morons, it is not the dryers fault. More surface area=better evaporation. I hate hearing this dumbass complaint. Thank you, have a wonderful day

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This is honestly ridiculous, @PepperidgeFarm and @Johnsonville please have a meeting and figure this out.

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Stop selling packages of 5 bratwursts, buns come in packs of 6.

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@ryleigh_hoth Yah, really hate clicking the x button every 20 minutes

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Happy national boob day

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@jackoffbogan Straight fax

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@jackoffbogan What

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@jackoffbogan Hate when that happens

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Octopi week has ended, turns out I hate Portuguese people

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Lol Roe vs Wade more like get laid

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@jackoffbogan Fuck you

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Octopus rhymes with cuss

Drop your favorite curse word in the comments below🐙 👇

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The war has been won

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Currently at a standstill with 2 chicken thighs and a cup of rice. I have about 7 bites left and am sweating. I refuse to waste this food out of general principle and will sit at this table all night if I must. Will continue to update, it's going to be a long night.

[Nick Lamb @i_is_nick2]

DAY ONE OF OCTOPUS CELEBRATION EVENT!!
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
We all know about the famous 8 legs, but did you know octopi have 3 hearts? No need to flex bruh 💀

Also-female octopi lay hundreds of thousands of eggs. We get it you like tentacle porn 😵
To bad the mom dies after birth 😭🤣

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@ChopStacks Agreed

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@jackoffbogan Well done sir, love the commitment

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Ok official statement from the octopus representative of the south Atlantic:

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That is all, as you can see octopi are a species of few words, and they are excited to be part of the incoming octopi week!

Get your suction cups ready it's going to be one hell of a week!🐙

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@ScoutBogan This is bordering inappropriate, but humans do count as an animal so I will let this slide.

[Nick Lamb @i_is_nick2]

Animal fam!
Please reply with animal emojis only!!!

Our team will run comments through a randomizer and whichever emoji is picked will be in the spotlight for next animal week!

Choose wisely, I will BAN those that Comment multiple animals or use inappropriate emojis!