Shelby

Mostly, I’m annoying. Follow for my personal life tweets (likely won’t be that interesting) 🤷🏽‍♀️ cashapp: $shelbychurchward

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

I have a lot of things to be sad about and I want someone to tell me all about their life while I’m sad and - I don’t have anyone anymore for this weirdly specific need

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

The sad punched me in the face tonight

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

Hey so I had to start a lunch inspired Instagram account for one of my classes, would some of y’all go give it a follow for me pls

https://t.co/H2dWfU8vGe

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

UPDATE: I did NOT make it on time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

Traffic is a bitccchhhh and my class starts at 9:30, think I’ll make it?? 😂

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

FYI I left with PLENTY of time 🙄

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

My birthday is tomorrow 🥳

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

Anyways I’m June I’ll be drastically changing my haircut, stay tuned 😬😎

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

I’m so glad I can’t listen to the voicemail I leave people sometimes Bc I’m certain it’s a disaster

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

My man falls asleep in my lap, so fast, I’ve never seen such security

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

But I’m saving for a tap-out session so I can blast these naked ass legs 😤

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

Would literally give my left tit for another tattoo rn 😂

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

I would just like my bloodsugar to go down so I can have peanut butter and crackers pls

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

Things I did not expect to trigger me and force me to remember parts of my last relationship: a busted tv on the side of the road

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

My life right now 😔

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Not me looking at a monthly invoice we receive at work and thinking “didnt I just do this last month”😂

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

Goddamn school orientation is fucking boring

[Shelby @i_luv_potatoess]

@janelepie But also I did all kinds of stuff like this and now my bf and his brother won’t do shit like this in the pool with me and it makes me sad 😂