i really want women to understand how powerful it is to quietly get your life together. pay the debt down. save the money. fix your credit. go to therapy. take care of your body. learn the skill. stop announcing every move and let your life eventually explain what you were doing.
i don’t want a boyfriend,i want a low maintenance situationship that i can crack,go on dates & trips with,he’s just affectionate enough without being clingy. gives me my space.won’t get hurt bcos im seeing other boys but he can’t see other girls. is this too much to ask?
jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde
Petition for vibrators lights to start flashing red or something when it’s at like 20% battery so you charge it in time and it doesn’t die in you when you are on the verge of having an orgasm
in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you’re innocent in the story you’ve created.