Sir Gaytm Down-Under

I like people. I try to help. I love my disabled sister, muslim cousin, gay brother, poor uncle, medicare reliant aunties, unemployed bestie, uni student mates

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The fault, dear Brutus, is in ourselves.

#Brutus #MorePopularThanAbbott #auspol #quote #quoteoftheday #NLPfail

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"I think you are Miss Understanding."
No, I'm not her….

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"Sir, I think you have Miss Spoken."
I certainly do not. I have no one in fact..

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"Look, I'm just seeking Clarity"
Sorry, I don't know anything of her whereabouts…
Can't even remember the last time I saw Clarity!

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Literally the number of tangible acts of love you have done for me, I could count with using only my left thumb.

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Bullshit is better than religion because it eventually goes-away and better than poo because at least you realise once you step in it.

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The most impressive skill I've seen is the way your point-of-view comes across as dreamy-prose while actually delivering a brutal-edict.

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It's best to avoid circumstances that may deplete your self esteem even further, such as society in general.

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fine, but i need to know why I am being asked to be so unusual

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Apparently not much is known about old gay people as no one actually cares.

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If you want my opinion, it all went to ruin the day they brought in electricity the only good electricity does is boil the kettle

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Kids these days. Half of them don't have a father or don't even know who their father is. The other half are fathers themselves.

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The downside is the possibility of falling out of love. While the benefit is getting rid of the bullshit, you still land yourself in poo.

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Why do you feel uncomfortable if I don't reply at all times, and I uncomfortable writing too much at one-time?

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Don't ever feel bad because everything we have shared has been unconditional. You owe nothing, not even an email, not even a simple hello.

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You see, this proves you and I are just like lesbians with each other.

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Then again I achieved above-average (Excpetional-Category) in the "I'm gay I don't eat"

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Gay relationships have the half-life of a Paris Hilton thought-bubble.

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free yourself! Liberate your soul right now!

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Still being dumped hurts, an being dumped by someone who doesn't remember dumping you hurts more,