Pls RT till @burnaboy see this.
How #anybody by @burnaboy
saved me from kidnappers.
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I was walking along the road(in Enugu) When this man(innocent looking) approached me and asked me to direct him to where he was going. I didn't know he wasn't going anywhere. @yabaleftonline
@iam_Davido has killed me. #rideforyou ft @phynofino "ndi obodo na ndi ezi n'ulo m oo, onye obula ga-akpokwa gi nwunye m oo..." OMG!! OBO's voice tastes like fresh palm wine from UDI IGBO LAND.
@violetineblue SOMEBODY'S MUM I want u to send me ut contact. I will chat u up on how n where we're gonn meet n have good sex. After we come back here n tell these ppl wot happened. U will get 2 believe dat I can hav good sex wit u without u seeing my dick or evn touch..argue wit ur landlord
@violetineblue Issa lie!! A very big one! It's not a must that after having sex with a guy u have seen his nakedness. Believe me sister, I can describe and draw very well how ur pussy looks like. But u can never do same, unless I allowed u look at it n give me blowjob
Your wife is sweating in the kitchen cooking & you're in the room flirting with another lady on social media.
Uncle that food will choke you.
Yes You!!!