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[KW🔮 @i_stan_myself]

I'm shaking I am literally shook

[J Hooch @JardinTaylor]

Coronavirus is everywhere. BOOK THAT FLIGHT. Take that trip. You probably won’t die from it, but even if you do... You wanna die with the Eiffel Tower in the background, or you wanna die with I-20 in the background? You decide.

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

ewwwwww school

[J Wolfe🥀 @itsJWolfe]

Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach
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[goblin ells @elliepeek]

what can a man do for me that 800 mg of ibuprofen can’t

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

roses r red
violets r blue
valentimes day is dumb

[KW🔮 @i_stan_myself]

um this is why I’m scared of crabs....

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

sorry, just zoned out thinking about a DQ Reese’s peanut butter cup blizzard for a solid 5 minutes.

[Grayson Dolan @GraysonDolan]

I am just now finding out that every lyric to ‘Break Your Heart’ by Taio Cruz feat. Ludacris has been stored in my head since 2009

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

friend: "hey you wanna hang out?"

[Casually Explained @CasuallyE]

Whenever you like someone but are afraid to ask them out, remind yourself that you're never going to see that person again and that you have nothing to lose except all your self-esteem.

[Nikita @CertainNikita]

@dylansprouse But on a serious note, statistically everytime you play a song someone in the world, somewhere, started the same song at exactly the same time. And you 2 are just jamming together, so far apart.

[josh dun @joshuadun]

p-p-ts-ts-kah-ts-ts-ts-ts-p-p-ts-kah-ts-ts-ts-p-p-ts-ts-kah-ts-ts-ts-ts-p-p-ts-kah-ts-ts-ts-p-p-ts-ts-kah-ts-ts-ts-ts-p-p-ts-kah-ts-ts-ts-p-p-ts-ts-kah-ts-ts-ts-ts-p-p-ts-KAH

https://t.co/kGjo3khOSH

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Hell sounds pretty bad, sure, but have you ever watched ASMR eating videos?

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

We’re FRICKIN ZAZZED to start our US tour next week!!

We hit the road in Philly, Denver, Dallas, Austin and Houston - final tickets are out starting at $15 and anyone who comes to the show is entered into a giveaway to win a meet and greet with us! https://t.co/sybniu6L4t 🇺🇸🎉

[tori bookwalter @t_bookiee]

the little boy i’m babysitting asked me where baby comes from & i panicked and said trees. so now we’re outside looking at trees seeing if there’s any ripe babies ready to be plucked so he can have a brother.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Me: "I want to lose a few pounds"

Also me:

[Ricky Dillon @RickyPDillon]

why is everyone all of a sudden making ranking tweets like this:

10. i
9. don’t
8. see
7. the
6. point
5. in
4. it
3. at
2. all
1. pre-order sweetener by ariana grande