Tobias Cummings

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

@OfficialFPL please tell me what could possibly be offensive about the FPL team name Crystal Palestine #freeit

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

Liam Delap is the proof nepo babies can really do whatever they feel like

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

need the Lucky Saint marketing team to run my rebrand campaign

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

celebrating the Enzo equaliser against the only team that could possibly stop Arsenal

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

annus horribilis

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

just had the best sandwich of my life #lifeisgood

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

I have run to the same places you strolled to !

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

Dr Umar is my sleep paralysis demon

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

Jesus is the original Nepo Baby

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

Sinner to Djokovic

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

my barber just asked me if I wanted a drink while I wait and I asked for an apple juice

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

@PeteHegseth

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

Bringing this back

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

Kylian Mbappé to the Moon 💫🤩

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

so this may be the best transfer announcement I’ve ever seen

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Let them off the plane ⏳

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

just occurred to me that a clock face could also correspond months of the year

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

@Amaddiallo_19 please leave Manchester United. For football’s sake

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

romeo Lavia is absolutely class

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

feel like pure shit just want wii baseball back

[Tobias Cummings @i_tobot]

farting on the tube should be a criminal offence

[it's over @irankundagoat]

Tipping Point and The Chase when you're at your grandparents house on a random weeknight