Thando Mbathiwe

bumping along

[Luis Batalha @luismbat]

Turns out the joule was the ultimate SI unit all along

[Kitso Same @kitsosame]

@kay_mahapa The rumours they be spreading in stokvel group chats

[JOloo JAMES @oloojl]

The sheer panic when you pull up to the mall exit gate and the automated parking ticket reader decides it doesn't recognize your token while three cars honk behind you.

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Ya never asked for love and happiness and I bombarded you with it and for that I apologize…to me. Only the best is what i wish for you.

[Thando Mbathiwe @i_yam_thando]

@Vitus_osst Literal necromancy

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

that cool nigga that minds his business probably smokes weed

[❤️Jus d’Ananas🍍 @AnaelMevoung69]

Promising a man sëx should be on 1000 ways to die.

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

And
Long live South Africa

[Joseph Kalimbwe @joseph_kalimbwe]

I maintain, we can't as Africans claim Africa is hosting the G20 summit in SA. SA is the single most powerful African voice in global politics. When it gets attacked verbally, we keep quiet. When SA wins, we want to claim association & say Africa is hosting. No comrades !!!

[Tina @Tina_Hokwana]

Every now and again I think about that rape case in Malawi where the accused raised his inability to get an erection as a defence. During the process of examining this defence, the Magistrate then asked for a volunteer in court to assess whether the accused could get an erection or not. In chambers, the volunteer then proceeded to stimulate the accused’s genitals for more than 30 minutes.

[Norma Kay @realnorma_kay]

If I send you this meme, it means I'm a president of a certain country and I posted porn on social media by mistake 😭

[🇿🇦🇿🇦💋💋 @EliahHunt]

Claiming to be Khoisan but their hair can’t scrub pots.😏

[Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽 @uLuyanda_Gama]

Women aren’t good people at any workplace. This is why they must be housewives

[Thando Mbathiwe @i_yam_thando]

@Jayyakamii Peter Griffin

[Nduko™ @3690brian]

Tomato sauce isn't made from tomatoes. Ask those who work in the manufacturing companies if they have ever seen a lorry delivering tomatoes.

[Napoleon Hill @napoleonmastery]

The world has the habit of making room for the man whose words and actions show that he knows where he is going.

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

I met a Babimba lady in Zambia last night, she has no idea what Teraji is on about…

[annah_amy @amy_annah]

What do they mean the reason why people in Nigeria are 227 million is because they’re counting people in nairas???😭😭😭😭😭

[unlimitedsmoke @nolimitsmo]

Bro if Redbat wasn't so loud with their Font and where they place their brand,we'd put it in serious conversation for one of the best brands to ever come out of South Ahh

[s. @DaddySiya_]

Vat n Sit is something that never appealed to me icl. There’s something so beautiful about saving up to lobola a girl and earning the right to stay with her.