Imagine a life where you awaken to the melodious chorus of birds chirping beyond your window, while the sun still lingers beneath the horizon. Slowly, the sky begins to glow as golden rays spread across the horizon, carrying the promise of a beautiful new day. A strange serenity settles within your heart and mind, and in that quiet moment, your eyes begin to notice the countless blessings woven into the dawn itself⦠just imagine.
Congratulations Kylian
Itβs always spectacular to see how competitive football you are playing. Your sheer talent on the field always leaves millions of fans surprised. Keep on shining and we expect you to be the top scorer in the history of football. Lots of love from me. A very big fan.
FIFA humor
Why do men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes???
*Wife:* Where are you going?
*Husband:* Watch the game at the pub.
*Wife:* Why don't you watch it with me?
*Husband:* I want to watch it with my friends.
*Wife:* So I mean nothing to you?
*Husband:* OK, OK. I am staying.
*Wife:* Why is the goalkeeper in black?
*Husband:* He is mourning his mother.
*Wife:* The commentator how does he know all the names?
*Husband:* It's his job.
*Wife:* There's a goal.
*Husband:* No, it's an offside.
*Wife:* What is offside?
*Husband:* No, it's a goal. Just kidding.
*Wife:* OK, but what is offside?
*Husband:* Offside is the name of the Coach.
*Wife:* Where's the Coach?
*Husband:* He is off the field.
*Wife:* Why isn't he playing?
*Husband:* No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.
*Wife:* Tell me, is Maradona there?
*Husband:* No, he died.
*Wife:* Oh my God, how?
*Husband:* He watched a game with his wife π€£ππ€£