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[juli @urcancerboyf]

me when a girl isn’t automatically nice back to me cuz im gay

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[Malcolm Farr @farrm51]

Don’t you hate it when people in Australia can’t speak English?

[Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel]

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME DON’T YOU DARE EVER CALL THEM COOKIES AGAIN

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Pauline Hanson is one of the worst speakers in all of political history and she had not improved in decades. An absolute shit for brains moron getting by on racism

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Twinkdeath at 20 is brutal

[Cameron is CONFESSING 🪩 @madonnasoldmore]

Maybe i’m too woke but why is a 16 year old promoting alcohol

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

I mean, I’m all for putting things into perspective, but when it comes to global warming, zooming out a couple thousand years is not exactly reassuring.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[jansant @Jansant]

Who gives a fuck?

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

I'm not sure why anyone would switch Australian commercial television on at all at this point. Just smash your temples with a hammer and save yourself some of the pain

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

i just ran over Jennifer Aniston with my car @TMZ jennifer aniston from Friends has died

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Are we deadass right now

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Gwyneth Paltrow is the face of an advertising campaign for a new apartment complex in Herzeliya, Israel built on stolen Palestinian land.

Disgusting woman. Anything for a bit of extra cash I guess.

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have broken up, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/7aavapu66M)

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @my_sweet_space]

i want to be skinny while eating like a whale tbh