Iain Robertson

Freelance journalist. Writer of numerous bad jokes for @starburst_mag. Occasional contributor to @Trekmovie and others. Will write for food

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Yeah, I’m done. It’s possible I’ll be back in future but got now I’ve had enough

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

America - where a nazi is apparently preferable to a black woman. Unbelievable #USA2024

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Dear America. Please don’t fuck this up. Thanks

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Finally caught up with The Substance, and bloody hell. Not sure about the last half hour, but up until then it’s my film of the year. Saw a review that described it as “Showgirls, but directed by David Cronenberg,” & that pretty much sums it up

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

@SkyNews You forgot to mention illegally

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

I don’t understand the world anymore

[Independent Film @TheIndyFilm]

Helen Mirren says it’s ‘so sad’ Kurt Cobain died young as he would have loved GPS https://t.co/enHHyCoAk6

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

As a big Radiohead fan I shouldn’t have laughed at this. Still…

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Radiohead's Thom Yorke warns AI will create music that’s atonal, cold and off-putting, adding, "get your own ideas"

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

I’ve always thought this

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Ok, this album is great. Best thing LLM’s done since Hamilton. Great reinvention of the movie, gender swapping it works perfectly, & the mix of hip-hop & Broadway stars is inspired. Plus they got Lauren Hill!!!

[Atlantic Records @AtlanticRecords]

WARRIORS - A concept album by @Lin_Manuel & @eisadavis

26 songs all through NYC, from The Bronx to Coney Island. Out October 18

Pre-order now at https://t.co/p3LNj0sRps

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce]

I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

I love Ready or Not so this is great news. And I’m obviously always happy for more of Samara Weaving in anything

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

It's official: Samara Weaving and Radio Silence will return for Ready or Not 2!
https://t.co/blLKeGTZOd

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

So, after refusing to watch Terrifier for years on the grounds that it looks a bit shit, I’ve finally given in and watched it. And yeah, it’s a bit shit

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Number one - actually sign a deal with the in-demand showrunner instead of leaving him hanging indefinitely until he gives up & gets signed up by Disney to make a Marvel show

[CBR @CBR]

Star Trek: Picard's Ed Speleers shares how fans can help get Paramount to greenlight the proposed sequel spinoff series, Star Trek: Legacy. 🌌

https://t.co/7i1xGOOQMb

https://t.co/7i1xGOOQMb

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Is it bad that I want to stay here?

[Kilo Harrison @kil071art]

Not a paid ad.

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[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Fantastic finale of #TheRingsOfPower. No spoilers, but a certain sword got introduced & I may have made certain excitable noises. It’s possible I need to go outside more

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

My neighbours’ WiFi is called “Jesus loves you.” Kids have had to talk me out of renaming ours “Hail Satan”

[The Poke @ThePoke]

People have been sharing the best wi-fi names they’ve ever seen and these next level 23 will have you giggling into your phone
https://t.co/fFta9rDsSt

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Yes please

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Sink your teeth into the official trailer for #Nosferatu from acclaimed director Robert Eggers.

https://t.co/85UAr226jI

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

@bdrew73 @AppleMusic Weird. I’ll try reinstalling it. Mine’s crashed numerous times

[Iain Robertson @iain999]

Is it just me
Or has the @AppleMusic app been crap since the iOS 18 update? Constantly crashes, doesn’t show current song info, buggy as hell?