ABODE

Expired Musician || Stock Analyst || Clearing the Fog || All or Nothing

[ABODE @iamAbode]

There is a reason we don't like taking our wives to events where there are female friends we grew up with.

Driving back from the event . . . . 🚗

Wife : So those girls are your childhood friends 🙂.

Me : Yes Babes; they are . . . . Cool people yah?🙂

[ABODE @iamAbode]

Who can figure this one out?

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This reminds me of our school days, when someone copying your answers during an exam would even copy your name without realising it.

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The ball fell perfectly onto Bruno Fernandes’ right foot, but he chose to play it with his left instead.

Bruno is deliberately trying to get the coach sacked.

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@DeenRatio Islam is practised in the most shameful way in northern Nigeria.

[ABODE @iamAbode]

If the Nigerian government keeps allowing Sharia courts and blasphemy mobs to operate with impunity in the north, cases like this will keep happening and the country will continue to fracture.

[Faith Under Pressure @DeenRatio]

"The woman in this video was kee after leaving Islam"

[ABODE @iamAbode]

@florad_xplorer2 This is the most barbaric thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

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@DeenRatio If the Nigerian government keeps allowing Sharia courts and blasphemy mobs to operate with impunity in the north, cases like this will keep happening and the country will continue to fracture.

[ABODE @iamAbode]

@DeenRatio @OurFavOnlineDoc Nigeria has the numbers, but without deliberate investment in its youth, many will grow up with no clear path beyond survival.

[ABODE @iamAbode]

@AnuGraceTop @DeenRatio This is how radicalisation grows

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@DeenRatio There is nothing she can wear that can hide those beautiful things, so free her.

[ABODE @iamAbode]

Nigerians should hold the government accountable for the economic environment it creates

[Faith Under Pressure @DeenRatio]

Uber’s exit is not merely a competition problem but a symptom of a difficult Nigerian business environment, and Nigerians should demand economic and political accountability instead of making excuses for those in power.

The supporters of the APC and President Tinubu are always behaving st4p!d by defending the government whenever businesses leave instead of asking whether government policies are contributing to the problem.

[ABODE @iamAbode]

@DeenRatio It's similar to the long held belief, which is entering every home

[ABODE @iamAbode]

There are two little blackbirds sitting on the wall.

One named Peter, one named Paul.

Fly away, Peter! Fly away, Paul!

Come back, Peter! Come back, Paul!

Throwaway Judas, throwaway Judas.

[ABODE @iamAbode]

If you pressure her to reopen it, she may shut down again. What you need is strategy, not force.

1. Carry your own "terms and conditions" go meet her.
2. Peace talks first
3. Apology if needed
4. Small economic incentive like gifts, attention 😏
5. Assure her say security (emotional matter) don improve

Don't open Strait of Hormuz by force. Even US sef dey negotiate.

[𝐌𝐑.𝐃𝐍𝐃✦ @Mrdnd256]

Marriage is not easy my wife has closed the Strait of Hormuz for two weeks now.