Alex C.

Romanian in America 🇷🇴🇺🇸
AI, tech, games, guns & everyday absurdity.
Sarcasm, receipts, opinions nobody ordered.
I read the fine print so you don’t have to.

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@SawyerMerritt Emmmm sir....please sign me up!!!!

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@neerajjj6785 I really want grok to succeed but it won't happen until wit will change its name. Until than Claude it's the boss

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@lennysan @bot I'll retire Hermes and replace it with grok bot

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Moved from Romania to America and the wildest culture shock wasn't tipping. It's that broke people here still order doordash. In Romania broke means you cook. Here broke means you cook... except tonight.

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@SawyerMerritt @wholemars Emmmm I would hook it up to my tesla to voice remote in 😂 maybe give it access to a small bank account and ask to buy something online 😉 maybe it will retire my openclaw bot

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Prove me wrong!

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Here I fixed it for yall!

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@TheNBACentel @TMZ_Sports the fact that half the quote tweets are taking it seriously is why centel will never lose. media literacy stays optional on this app

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@ManUtd stealing a shirt from a kid is the most committed fan behavior ever recorded. no notes, just shame

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@BigJunieKC every september we all believe. by october we're apologizing to the group chat. see you on the 8th

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC 22m for a 30 year old wing-back is either genius or the accountant needs a hug. no in between

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@TrollFootball reunited and it feels so good. now someone please defend a set piece

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@EstRvp more energy than the actual promo team. somebody give this person the marketing budget

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@FabrizioRomano juve talks collapse in the morning, atalanta by lunch. serie a is speedrunning the transfer window

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@TomCruise tom cruise doing his own stunts at 64 while the rest of us need a weekend to recover from ikea. summer 2028 is booked

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@ihymizu first three were pure cinema. no plot, just explosions in slow motion with linkin park playing. nothing has topped it since

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@gowonholic11 the matcha place is hiring and the degree can sit in the car. most 2026 sentence ever honestly

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@DeionHD clocking in from the couch is the american dream they don't put on the posters

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@elijahwood elijah wood showing up in the replies with 4 words and cooking everyone is my favorite genre

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@Epic_Tweets31 hope you're good. a million people witnessed it so it's basically performance art now