Ben Scurria

Co-founder of @unioncomedy Sometimes I think things are funny and I write them here.

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

@angel_0f_deathx Of COURSE that dude looks like that 😂🤣

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

walked by two people talking & heard a brief clip of a conversation, one of them saying "don't hand me a thin straw when you know it's a thick drink" & I thought yes, absolutely, and also what a saying. Can truly extend that metaphor into several life conflicts & complications

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

@rawsalerts ACAB

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

You couldn’t write a better sketch…RIP

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

RIP Bob Barker. An absolute legend. Price Is Right with Bob Barker will forever be the GOAT game show

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

What a fat lying crook this guy is…

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds.

A thread. 🧵

First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds.

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

@311Somerville Yes, the garbage can would be very helpful too. Already a real lock of garbage cans in the area

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

Hey @311Somerville, any chance we can move the fencing at Junction Park to free up the water station? I know my dog (and many others) rely on that water. No reason the fence can’t be a foot farther in.

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

@311Somerville Yes, I know this to be the case. Still hoping the gate could be moved a foot so access to water could be reached. A whole year without water is a lot when it could be remedied very easily

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

@MaryDein @Mahmoud09 @historyinmemes Why not? Who cares how others present themselves.

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

@Morbidful Nothing morbid about this knowledge. King shit, that.

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

I legitimately think Glenn Howerton as Dennis has the highest ratio of greatness in performance to length of broadcast run. How is he achieving this in season *16*.

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

I disagree

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

Talk To Me is the best horror movie I’ve seen in a long time, and a top three film of the year for me.
Disturbing, disgusting, and just f’ed up in all the right ways.

If you’re a horror fan, see this now!

[paul @paulswhtn]

Joining the crowd in raving about Sophie Wilde in Talk to Me. So, so good

[Alex Marshall @amarshtheboy]

#TalkToMe SPOILERS w/o context

[Kal 🩸 @thefinalenby]

I still cannot get over fucking #TalkToMe. I am literally still sitting here processing everything. This is my new hyperfixation and I literally am so excited for more people to watch something so original and refreshing within the horror genre. This is horror movies year!!!

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

He truly might be the dumbest person ever…

[Northern Neighbour 🇨🇦🇺🇦👴 @BGWinNWO]

@MikeSington @Myday2 Let’s ponder this statement from the indictment, shall we?

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

@John07842937 @PezRadar Nothing happened. He sent that on the first, so tomorrow is today, which is the second.

[Ben Scurria @iamBeniam]

What a great story

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I think it's very cool that Boyz n the Hood is part of Pee-wee's Playhouse lineage