Brendan Dane

I make alternative pop music as Inconsistent Me ! take a listen! Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat is all @iambrendandane

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Hi! I do make music! And It’d really mean a lot to me if you checked out my new single (and other songs😎) and subscribed to me on YouTube :) https://t.co/frHDVhB1d6

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Completely forgot that iPhones had a light mode, my eyes hurt just thinking about it

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Wrote this for a friend, No socks in the DMs plS

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I knew it was love the night I caught her in socks in the tub

- Brendan 2023

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@PopPunkOnWheels That’s catastrophic!!!

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@cutechaoticnerd I’m so poetic aren’t i? 😂

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@itsrenatak No no no just a nice “almost rhyme” on a Monday night for some poetry

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I can’t believe people still respond to messages with just “lol” uhh I’d rather you just not respond

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“You were like a milk dud stuck to my teeth baby”
- Brendan 2023

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@PopPunkOnWheels Sigh Back on my BS haha I miss tweeting random thoughts

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How many people do I have on Twitter? Like this if you see it! I appreciate your support :) yeehaw

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You ever just cough to cough? Like you didn’t even need to, you just did it for the heck of it. Life is beautiful

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So I’m just eating a super stale crabby patty gummy from last Halloween and it hits me. My whole life has lead me to this exact point

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Near sighted* I say those two words interchangeably

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I think the worst thing about being near sided is that I can’t see far away

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One of my pet peeves is when restaurant and stores have their open signs on when they aren’t actually open smh almost as if they are mocking me

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Is is just me or does corn taste 10x better on the cob than it does un-cobbed in a bunch of pieces?

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@cutechaoticnerd Or brushing your teeth then putting tooth paste on the brush

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Putting milk in the bowl before your cereal is like putting shoes on before socks smh

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I don’t understand why jobs always force you to stand your entire shift. Like have you ever walked in and saw an employee sitting and thought “sitters?! On the job? this place sucks, I’m leaving”? I HAVEN’T

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You ever make such a bad joke that everyone just kinda looks at you so you just shrug your shoulders and walk away?