Chris Parks

Beer lover, pro wrestling fan, homebrewer, IT pro, comic book reader, music fanatic.

[Chris Parks @iamChrisParks]

@13personnel I’m in the kc market. Local Fox affiliate is black on YouTube tv. I switched to my antenna and it’s working there.

[Chris Parks @iamChrisParks]

On #TheRalphReport, @RalphGarman and @eddiepence inspired me to campaign for the shittiest duo on the ballot! Go vote, #Garmy!

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“I really like his usage of the hands….. jacks him off…”

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@McDonalds somebody forgot the “deluxe” part of my Delixe McCrispy.

And your app wouldn’t let me put in my curbside spot so I had to walk inside to pick up my curbside order. Lots of other issues with the experience but I have limited characters..

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@podcastramble1 what’s the top 5 for PALINDROME episode 343?

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Watching NFL today, and when they threw to Gene Steratore my mind interpreted it as Gene Skelator. Now all I can think of is “Well, Jim Nantz, that’s an excellent question and I’m glad you’ve asked me..” @ramblepodcast @rochacomedy @eddiepence

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@roblfromli @eddiepence Nah, I don’t care how happy I am, I don’t dance like I’m jerking off ghosts.

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Another year, another tweet showing love for @Metallica #MetallicaForHalfTime

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Picked this up a day before the winter storm hit. Perfect timing @SierraNevada

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@MeepleSkills @abadon_AEW “Eat people” you mean Nom-a-sis

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@MarkusModerkaka @eddiepence @rochacomedy @cinesnobcody since you all expressed joy for his song on @podcastramble1

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Uhhhhhh here’s the pic. Don’t judge me, monkey…

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@sweetwaterbrew I love y’all, but who’s the high mf who packed this upside down? I’m sure it still tastes great!

Had to delete and redo because of a typo. Let’s call it even k?

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

McCarthy stripped Liz Cheney of her leadership post for the crime of criticizing Donald Trump.

Marjorie Taylor Greene compares masks and vaccinations to the Holocaust and gets…a sternly-worded statement.

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Saw this today. Immediately thought of you, @eddiepence

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@notsorrytani @Chiefs #duplexcitybitch

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@ralfoo72021 @cnnbrk @simonschuster @SimonBooks @brianstelter @jaketapper https://t.co/mUGdxntZAw

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@FirestoneWalker First stone brings back SSR and now Wookey Jack is back? Sweet! Wait, Cali only? Wtf?!? Damnit Firestone, we were on the verge of greatness! We were this close!

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Colbert, never stop doing what you do.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

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As I'm watching the #Decision2020 coverage, I find myself making very similar noises to those of @eddiepence during the Gags Supercut from last week's RalpReport with @RalphGarman