Captain Bumout

I Split Face Cards.

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

Operation Midnight Hammer sounds like a name @terrycrews would call his bed time shenanigans

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@DivyaPr21628544 The most obedient slave is the one who does not understand that he is a slave

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

Holla @OnDeck for having such awful customer service I have to reactivate X to complain an about it. Politics couldn't do it but @Steam had no problem.

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@CurtisConaway well well well. I take 4 or 5 years off Twitter and the first name I see when I'm back is you. Ya old dirty bastard

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

Welcome to the Garbage Bowl

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@j_buccanero Solid point. But I expect the same in return haha

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@j_buccanero I wish I knew how to look I really think it was.. The nfc south is garbage haha

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@j_buccanero Lol. I mean you got one team in. Vikings saints to go to super bowl. And I'm a Panthers fan. Even flew down for the game

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@CurtisConaway And look. Now their back in it. Trash

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

Sheeeeeesh. Its Mike the tiger - Coach O. Probably @BarstoolBigCat

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

If cam newton runs a td for over fifty yards tomorrow im streaking

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@Jaberuski Didnt it just get cancelled like yesterday? Man weve gotten un creative

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@dMajik21

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What a giant ass stadium

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

I freaking love Louisiana

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

@Packer_Opinion https://t.co/6UjbLFYMeL

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Okay, this is funny...

[Brian Nichols @BNicholsLiberty]

Scary marijuana stats:

1. 88,000 deaths are annually attributed to excessive use. 

2. Every day, 30 people in the US die in car crashes that involve a marijuana-impaired driver.

3.Teen marijuana use kills 4,700 people each year 

4. Lol jk those stats are about alcohol

[Courtney Rivera @NFL2Ucla]

Alright y’all ready?

I’ve got an OG @gregolsen88 + @LevineChildrens to give away! 💙💛❤️

All you have to do is Retweet and/or comment #WPMOYChallenge + Olsen on this post!
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[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

Cardiac Cats coming in hot with a literal vote of zero confidence. https://t.co/hVzGNshB4F

[PFF @PFF]

Analyst picks for Wild Card Weekend!

[Captain Bumout @iamDursty]

Push damnt not watch the button