Franz GrÜber

Parody account. Brother of Die Hard casualty Hans Gruber. Living my bitter life in the US one boring passenger at a time.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

@KatcherJoseph @kccrimefighter then he does about the people involved in the case or anything else. It's quite sad and pathetic really.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

@KatcherJoseph @kccrimefighter in the hopes something is right so he can say he got it right. He cares more about claiming victory

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

@KatcherJoseph @kccrimefighter this is absolutely not true. He claims he gets tips and throws a bunch of stuff out there

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

@kccrimefighter you have also floated this theory. I suppose if you throw enough shit at a wall something is going to stick.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

@KatcherJoseph @kccrimefighter he puts fake news out there in the hopes to hit something. His "sources" have said numerous wrong things.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

@kccrimefighter wrong. You mentioned sex trafficking or scam. This looks like homicide unrelated to stripper. Sad.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

@kccrimefighter this goes to prove every theory you've ever had about this case totally wrong. Sad!

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Driving 20 mins back to someone who forgot their phone and no top. Fuck you.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Just had a white passenger request "black people music" on the way to a bull riding event. Stay classy.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Fairway PD out in full force to fulfill ticket quotas tonight on Shawnee mission parkway. Beware.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

JoCo kids wanted to listen to EDM to "heat it up." No one likes you.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Just met a dude who owns a cremation recycling company. He recycles metal off of bodies: gold teeth, metal hips, etc. Crazy!

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

"Can you drive around for five minutes? I'm in line getting food." Is it bad customer service to say yes and then drive off?

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Please ignore my call again so I can cancel your trip. I have no idea where you are and no wonder you have a shitty rating.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Why yes, I absolutely love it when I try to call, you don't answer and then chastise me for not going exactly where the app said you were.

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Had pax today who's son had received stitches for running into a piece of furniture. I congratulated him via @tedcruz

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

I loved your dog getting hair in my car from shaking so badly from the ride. Thank you for having the courtesy to ask! Also achoo. #uber

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Yes I know you're better than me because I only drive for uber. #uber

[Franz GrÜber @iamFranzGrUber]

Dear four guys, the only thing you'll be going home with with that hair and those jeans is each other. Gross.