Brian Harnish

random thoughts from a weed tokin, coffee sippin, hippie livin kind of dude.

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

That moment when someone's talking at u and ur waiting for the point... but there isn't one lol 🙉 #punchline #lessismore #TalkLessTweetMore

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

Life lesson from today - Never assume the greyhound bus is going to your destination after a transfer. Just don't do it!! #6hour #detour

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

Use my Uber promo code, 2pw78, and get $30 off your first Uber ride. Redeem it at http://t.co/TxVlRXiMv2.

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

My 2 big pet peeves 1) chewing food with mouth open 2) standing behind me

If ur doing both I might push u down a nearby stair case

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Costa Rica abolished their military and spends that money on education and culture instead.

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It's probably just me, but Chinese or any Asian language for that matter, sounds like gibberish to me...

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

For some guys it's all about the size of the chair

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If you read the newspaper and don't read the "funnies" section, then you're missing the best part..

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

money you earn; hard work you can't burn.

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

"doughnuts" vs. "dognuts" = big difference lol

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

Do animals get scared of the dark? -random thought #4531696

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@NewsProJoe Indeed, I'm way overdue for that trip... Actually I starting to plan my permanent return to the east coast (Maine).

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

@NScalli @NewsProJoe I like the sound of that. I gotta plan a trip back home

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

@NewsProJoe hey bro! How you livin?

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laakra's photo http://t.co/gukjfiWdrR

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"Winners write history" -attributed to Winston Churchill, but of unknown origin

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

“@UberFacts: Based on their metal value, a dollar in nickels is worth 5 times more than a dollar in quarters.” That's f***ing crazy

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

Oh man. I'm not low..

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

Just for the record, commission paid jobs suck unless there's a realistic stretch goal.

[Brian Harnish @iamHarnish]

If this guy calls me bro or dude one more again... #snapkick