Jack Ketch

There are 7.8 million more dogs than Muslims in the UK 🇬🇧

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@iamscrummy_ That is a woman.

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@andyburnham STOP THE BOATS!

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@HJB_News__ I voted yes because it’s a stupid fucking question!

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@ehisssss The same people who put too much aftershave / perfume on thinking they’ll look thinner

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@SBarrettBar Is no one investigating the real reason why this is happening??

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@SkyNews When an Islamic terrorist drove a car into a crowd.

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@empire_res66190 Poor goats.

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@BBCWorld Well, well, well…

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@KieraDiss @AlexRobboo No stress, just go somewhere else where you’re welcome.

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@andyburnham STOP THE BOATS!

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@Gaynotqueer1 Fucking bonkers.

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@TheNorfolkLion They really have come a long way, amazing.

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@MarindaVannoy1 Dog vaccines. I have no idea how dogs survived before regular vet visits.

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@andrewc44104127 Massive stone fights!

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@climville Big gay picnic!

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@floboflo Bet you’re driving one of his cars, Fanny.

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@liamtuffs1 Gunning for G boy! Lovely stuff.

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@lil_doza I can understand the frustration.

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@andyburnham STOP THE BOATS!

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@campbellclaret If you say so ALASTAIR!