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King Jukujúkú.
@iamKingJuke
Singer. Writer. Crypto. Noisemaker. Songwriter. Dreamer. Sound Addict. Wanderer.
Eko Wengele!!! ☀__☀
Joined July 2009
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2.3K Followers
216.2K Posts
Hmn
“Them de call me number 1 olodo, how many of you don go Canada before?
America gave me 10 years working permit, i fit go Piss for Canada come back”
— Portable comes for YCee 😂😂
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Some of you won’t like this, but the truth is the truth. Your wife is not your financial backup plan. Your children are your responsibility, and expecting your wife to shoulder that burden while blaming her for refusing is simply unfair. If you’re not financially ready to raise children, don’t have them yet. Accountability matters.
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As if we don’t know why most of you “traditional men” avoid ladies in their 30’s. They’d see through all your bs , no lady in her 30’s would take rubbish from you. Stop saying “eleje tutu” because have you experienced the horniness of a lady in her 30’s???
“10 years age gap” lies 😂😂😂😂you’re looking for a mumu that would take anything from you and still call you sir.
Hmn.
@shredwithQpid Not bad Una
My bike for thr month na 10bay
Hmn.
On the issue of the spec, I think everyone needs to date an idiot at least one time in their life.
Not “date someone who’s a little quirky.”
Not “date someone with a weird hobby.”
I mean date somebody who, if you tried to explain them to your mother, your…
Hmn.
Confession time. 😂
I once borrowed money just to help my ex when he was down.
He never returned it.
I was the one who paid the person I borrowed from.
Since then, one rule:
Never borrow money to give a man.
Learn from my mistakes . 😭💔
Hmn.
I'd need her to love my children more than she loves me. That's evidence that my children and herself will enjoy everlasting love between themselves. Loving me more makes no sense, because there's nothing stopping me from suddenly going to marry another U23 babe when she's 50. 🤷♀️
Hmn.
I don't think this was the reason; it was one of the reasons. This just confirmed the other reasons. I have had a lot of breakups as a bachelor, and whenever I did a post-mortem of each relationship, the early signs were there. Faults can come from either side. I was honest enough to learn from my faults and improve.
In the case below, there was a trust issue for whatever reason, and either party likely had their own justification; the incident only confirmed it. The breakup was justified.
There is also the matter of planning. Women plan forward much more than men, and they see what men would brush over. A girl once told me that I didn't behave as responsibly as a firstborn would. It was a painful observation, but it prompted a course correction. Another told me she would not visit me again at my uncle’s place where I was living free and in comfort. I liked her enough to move, and it changed my life for the better.
Those relationships may not have ended well, and the breakups were painful, but they made me better.
I was also brutal to others and told them the painful truth. So painful that a girl eventually admitted to me that she was praying to have a son before I had a daughter so that her son would do the same to my daughter. I pray my daughter never travels to Ireland, where she lives today.
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How do you exchange phone number with another man just right beside your husband and still go ahead to have sex with the man.😫💔
Pls Advice him?🥺
@WunmiWonka LMAO
I don't remember, for the life of me, why we went there together that morning.
But we did.
I remember well.
@WunmiWonka Yes.
That one.
Idi-Araba.
Hmn.
lol 😂😅
Dem no send us at all 😅
When people talk like this, it’s because they are convinced in what they are saying. You don’t have to agree. But they know why they keep doubling down on the Akara/Epa/Booli sellers. It’s an untapped opportunity in the informal sector. Any solution around making their business thrive will fetch you billions. Think of one today. Don’t sleep tonight!
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If not for the camera in this house , no human will ever believe that a women could do this to her husband !
OMO this guy deserves an award for holding himself without retaliating ! Such men are very few .
What do you think ?
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I promise I know it’s not easy anywhere and I’m very grateful for anything that comes as a gift, but 15k from someone that lives in the US and promised you “big money” especially when you didn’t ask feels somehow.
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Jacinta calls for the old Apartheid Law that our people fought so hard to abolish—requiring people to carry an ID document wherever they go.
People died to abolish this law and she wants to bring it back.
Our Ancestor must be shaking from their graves, ayikho lento 💔🤦🏾♂️
But bro, why's it so difficult for y'all to leave people alone? Is it a do or die affair? 🤷♀️
Raenest? Thieves.
Grey? Thieves.
Nigerian banks? Daylight robbers.
UBA has been holding over ₦3.5 million of my money since March 2025 simply because I received an international payment. My clients confirmed the transactions, I provided every document and proof they requested, yet my account is still frozen over a year later. No clear explanation. No resolution. Just silence.
Then there’s Grey. They shut down my account in May 25 2026 , locked $2,656, and claimed “suspected fraudulent activities.” Funny enough, I never even used Grey to receive international payments, I only used it for reviews. They threw accusations around without giving me a fair chance to resolve anything.
The most frustrating part? Customer support. They keep sending the same recycled responses while people are left without access to their own hard-earned money.
How do companies expect people to trust them when they can lock your funds indefinitely with little or no accountability? This is beyond poor service, it’s unacceptable.
@WunmiWonka 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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