Monde Dlangamandla

.. it is no longer I that liveth ..

[Refilwe Africa @refilweafrica]

RT @causticbob: I don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more.

They're too complicated for women.

[Mme a Masakona @FloMasebe]

Just as I sat in my corner getting miserable for missing out on crumbs... That's when God reminded me the main table is set for me.

[dunnhumby @dunnhumby]

.@NKasolowsky writes in @TheDrum "A loyalty scheme is doomed to fail unless it's entirely built around the customer" http://t.co/EmjykMjAa7

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

Let me join you #BingeWeekend RT "@MsLeraLee: #MnetEdge #CSI #PJ's #Couch #Icecream #PureBliss #Ilovedayslikethese"

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

Rain vs DSTV - predict the score.

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

Whatsapp blue ticks. SMH.

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

“Beware of geeks bearing formulas.” - Warren Buffett

[Vusi Pikoli @VusiPikoli]

People tend to forget the aggression of the bully and tend to criticize the retaliation of the victim.

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

@EntleD Google says *111*RecipientNo#

[jeannineboot @jeannineboot]

Great analogy by #Qlik customer FNB 'the relationship between BI and the business is a marriage' ie commitment #vizyourworld #Johannesburg

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

Qlik is taking BI to another level. #VizYourWorld

[Eighty20 Fact-a-Day @SAfactaday]

Ireland and Denmark tax cattle owners on cow flatulence. The tax is $18 per cow in Ireland, $110 per cow in Denmark (http://t.co/SPyqKG9FCW)

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

QlikView Conference #VizYourWorld

[dunnhumby @dunnhumby]

China’s #SinglesDay is now the world’s largest #ecommerce shopping day at an estimated $8billion via @Forbes http://t.co/MFNZilKkCJ

[Qlik @qlik]

There's a place for you in the #QlikCommunity. Discover new groups to improve your skills: http://t.co/u9kfOEnR9m

[TBN @TBN]

Heartfelt Condolences to all the families who have lost loved ones in today's plane crash
http://t.co/6Cpi6dXjZZ

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

Tholwana!!! ☺ #sagtfinal

[Monde Dlangamandla @iamMondeD]

@EntleD Happy birthday Ntlezn, wish you many more. Stay blessed, favoured and clean.