EmperorPhemz

Accountant | Wedding MC 🎤 | Taurus | Introvert | Entrepreneur - Unifoam, Scorpie Exchange & Tech Hub, Planks, Bar & Cool Spot | 💞 🎼🎵🎶🎙Music

[EmperorPhemz @iamPhemz]

Every win is a win. A big one yet
#FebruaryWins

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2026 FIFA World Cup 🏆
Mexico vs South Africa

And S/A sh*thole received a red card lol
#WorldCupChaos #fifaworldcup

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@AramideOyekunle Oya na

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@39billion 29 games Edit
SBBUJZ

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@itelNigeria 2:2

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@hicasamadim Answer is 72

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@39billion He did 39
I made it 29
And ofc with som lil adjustments
J6R57S

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@_egungunn Egungun ni sẹ... COYG 💪🏿

[Mayor Of Ekiti @Ekitipikin]

Taking back a babe that cheated on you is foolishness in its purest form.

During knacks, you’ll just be pausing to imagine all the wicked doggy style the other guy gave her that probably made her toes curl. 😭

Don’t ever forgive a cheating woman.

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@Akposxau @AramideOyekunle You are missing the point

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@AramideOyekunle Shift 9: Sat—Mon, 12am-8 (3days/week)

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@Mrbankstips Reduce minimum deposit to 5h

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@Mrbankstips 1948265

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@Mrbankstips 999,999,999,998

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@lightbet357 @39billion (430 odds) K9S70S

[Senior Pastor Okezie James Atañi @Onsogbu]

If you don’t want your family members to visit you in PRISON in 2026, take note of the following and act accordingly!

1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift.
✅️One day dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire.

2. If your neighbour is sick, don’t give them medicine or recommend drugs.
✅️If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice.

3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead.
✅️Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy. If someone gets poisoned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire.

4. As a man, avoid d0ggy with any woman who isn’t your wife. It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, things fit go left.
✅️Court no dey hear “we were just enjoying.”

5. When you’re angry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact.
✅️Some people are walking corpses—small push and problem don land. You go explain tire.

6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit.
✅️If she collapses during the “do,” wahala be that.

7. Before dating or getting intimate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate.
Otherwise, you go explain tire for court.

8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show up—or refund it.
E get why.

9. "Oga, my pikin no dey hear word, abeg help me flog am.” please don’t try it. Let parents beat their own children themselves.

10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why.

11. Avoid threatening people, even as a joke.
✅️That small threat fit actually happen—and you’ll answer for it.

⚠️ Ignorance of the law is NO excuse!

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@DigaHernandez Amen

[Feji Iyeke YMG @iyekefejiymg]

Some of you are arguing interest rates but don’t even know when the interest lands.

T-Bills = upfront

MMMF = quarterly

Fixed Deposit = end of period

Understanding cash flow will save your pocket from embarrassment.

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@elonmusk My notifications get in late (9hrs - 20hrs)

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Very important

[Jeff Filali | MrTulsa.com @JeffFilali]

The full video instead of just the edited version the clickbait media wants you to see. #Trump #Zelenskyy #America #Ukraine