sarah emily

kindness costs nothing // freckles are my trademark

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

✨A Story✨

Pic 1: In the ER finding out about the cyst.

Pic 2: Going into the hospital for surgery.

Pic 3: About to head back for surgery.

Pic 4: Day after surgery once I found out the cyst wasn’t cancer and they only had to remove one ovary.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

I’ve been home for 3.5 hours and have already broken my pinky, and I’m about to be under a tornado warning 🙃

Happy end of spring break.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

It has been said (mostly by me) that Oklahoma is the Australia of the US. Why? Because everyone loves our accent and we have like, A LOT, of ☠️ snakes.

Venomous snakes are a part of life in the wild world of Oklahoma. Spring is here and so are they.

Let's review;

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Visited By Ghosts Of January 6 Past, Present, Future, Trump Announces He Did Everything Perfectly https://t.co/PDhusGJU4G

[father john musty @aljashamus]

you gotta hand it to greta gerwig for simply refusing to make films about regular-sized women

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

My job is so weird because I’ve been here for 30 minutes today and have:

• sent out Christmas cards
• published a website
• bought $3000 worth of chairs
• washed dishes

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

My favorite thing about being admin at a school is pulling 14 hour days before school breaks so I don’t have to work during that break.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

@AJRBrothers 💕

[Spotify @Spotify]

Name an artist you’re thankful for 💚

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Late night thoughts: Sister Act 3.

Whoopi Goldberg leads the nuns on a tour of cathedrals in Europe when their tickets and money are stolen in Spain. They enter a local competition and win after singing their rendition of “My Maria” by Brooks and Dunn.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Today, a kid cried because I wouldn’t let him help me make goody bags for the parade. WWIII broke out in the house. Tears were shed. Reluctantly, I let him help, and he was bored after 5 minutes.

Lesson learned: say yes to kids but then make it boring. 🙃

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Have to edit photos while the game is on? No problem. The church has a rolling TV.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Not to brag but I only have three more Christmas presents to buy

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

How are we losing to a team that wears special underwear???

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

5. Called a month later to see when the new skid plate would be in and was told they would contact the district manager.

6. Never heard back from them.

7. Have called multiple times over the past 4 months and they won’t answer my calls.

8. I will never go back.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

My story with @Valvoline:

1. Went to get an oil change and the worker broke my skid plate in June.

2. Got an estimated cost of $500 to fix it.

3. Filed a complaint.

4. Got a call back saying they would order a new skid plate and put it on.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said “freaking heck.”

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

I love News

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Something truly amazing about going to Trader Joe’s and buying gluten free burger buns, vegan cheese and beef.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Just finished One Tree Hill, and now I’m going to restart it.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Today I started working on my school’s yearbook. Specifically, this spread only. I can’t wait to fill all of these squares in.

[sarah emily @iamSarahEmilyD]

Today I found out what happens when you take expired ibuprofen so how I became an adult I don’t know