YDR

HYPERTHYMESIAN-WellKnownStranger-
BehindTheStumps

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Beti bhagao

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

पहले खुद संकट खड़ा करता है, फिर लोगों को बोलता है कि अब तुम लड़ो सब इस संकट से, मैं थोड़ा रैलियों में घूमकर आता हूँ 🤣🤣

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

@BJP4Bengal @MamataOfficial Thanks for reminding us about how costly Petrol is in Andhra, MP, Bihar, Rajasthan, Maharashtra is.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Exhibit A: Why the world doesn't take him seriously.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Mahamanav poora din Bengal mein rally karta tha, bolta tha ki record crowd aaya hai.

Fir shaam ko mask pehankar video conference karke mukhyamantriyon ko social distancing ke lecture deta tha.

[NDTV @ndtv]

Only 51% Of Central School Education Funds Utilised: Parliamentary Panel Flags Concern - By @ShreyaG9401 https://t.co/xRPSd9pkI3

[Congress @INCIndia]

ECI 🪷

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

People are discussing about ₹25,000 crore MoU with Puch AI. But is there any update on the $42 Billion project by Austin University in Uttar Pradesh?

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

Galgotias Season 2 👇

[YDR @iamYDR]

@TeluguScribe అప్పుడు బంగాళాఖాతంలో ముంచేసిన ధరణి పోర్టల్ కాస్తా ఇప్పుడు భూభారతి పోర్టల్ గా మూసి లో తేలింది!.....

[NDTV @ndtv]

How Surat's Yoga Guru Defrauded Hundreds Under Guise Of Ayurveda https://t.co/iy1EXy1rjJ

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

Sit down Chomu.

A fake news peddler will see fake news everywhere - Even while the ECI has accepted it.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

जब पिछले चार साल से कच्चे तेल की कीमत कौड़ियों के भाव थी, तो इस बूढ़े के बुद्धिजीवी कहते थे कि पेट्रोल-डीजल की कीमतों का क्रूड से कोई लेना देना नहीं, बहुत सारे अन्य फैक्टर होते हैं

अब एक महीने से क्रूड में थोड़ा उछाल आया तो ये नॉलेज के फोर्टिन कह रहे हैं कि देखो कीमतें तो बढ़ेंगी ही, संकट का समय है।

पाकिस्तान, श्रीलंका और अन्य एशियाई देश हाल में पेट्रोल की 25-30% कीमतें बढ़ाकर भी विश्वगुरु की कीमतों के बराबर नहीं आ पाए।

ये बूढ़ा जोकर 4 साल से गन्ने के जूस वाला मिलावटी पेट्रोल इतना महंगा क्यों बेच रहा था?

(*कोरी काल्पनिक कहानी)

[YDR @iamYDR]

కొడంగల్ లో గెలుస్తాడేంట్రా మళ్ళీ!....

[Telugu360 @Telugu360]

2029ఎన్నికల్లో మళ్లీ మాదే అధికారం...సిద్ధిపేటలో గెలిచిన ఎమ్మెల్యేను మంత్రిని చేస్తాం.

- సీఎం రేవంత్ రెడ్డి

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

a poor country with so many rich politicians and religious leaders is an extremely corrupt country.

[nehr_wh0 @Nehr_who_2]

Khan sir :

"This guy is Anand Singh who used
to Smuggle wood & do illegal mining in the forest in Karnataka

When a case was registered against him, he joined the BJP to avoid arrest.

The BJP made him the Forest Minister.

Imagine the IRONY 😂😂😂

[Kanhaiya Kumar @kanhaiyakumar]

ये एपस्टीन के बंदर,
प्रोपगेंडा में धुरंधर,

असल में हैं-
गोडसे के छछूंदर ।।

[Piyush Goyal @PiyushGoyal]

The Rupee was 44 to a dollar in 2004 (NDA) today it has closed over 60. Where will it stop!

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

But well, the government is silent. So is @chetan_bhagat

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Ye toh 94 paar ho gaya do sri wale baba 😭