Elsan

field service engineer #renewableenergy sales and consultant #imagoDei officiallyMUfc

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@aresaonline @instablog9ja It’s “curse” and “defamation”
At least if you will talk rubbish, spell correctly
But I mean what can we expect from a brain like that

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[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@yabaleftonline As an engineer; I go first pray say the water resistant of the ps5 be ipx8 or ipx9, Carry Screw driver open am. put am for sun make e dry wellllll.
Couple it back, Turn it on and pray it works, if it does, continue fc26. Life goes on

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@OldGoat1225815 @MAGA_X_Times Don’t ever change that handle name, fits perfectly 🙄

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@JohnsonMal18587 @mirexmoses Someone??? Mahnnn, I can never understand some women.

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@Oquincyjean @OurFavOnlineDoc if it also means so much to him not to celebrate it, she should be graceful enough to not make it a thing. Can we see how regardless of other efforts of the man meeting up in every other thing, he’s still going to be judged because he failed to compromise 1 day 🤷‍♂️1 fucking day🤦

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@Kalebthegreat01 @Seyi_Funmiiiii People Are daft normally o, but this your own is on another level.
And I strongly think you don’t need to be forty to be a fool these days, i mean it’s obvious

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

IShowSpeed had so much fun in Benin Republic. He could wrestle & do all of the amazing things he couldn’t do in Nigeria.

The organizers took him to their beach & re-enacted the historical Dahomey Amazons for him to put them on the map. He got to learn about the ginormous Amazon Monument.

They took him to their shrine & displayed their colorful masquerades for their guest. He saw a replica of their ancestral boats that ferried enslaved Africans across the Atlantic. It was like a storybook, a book of travel memoirs.

Speed won’t forget his Benin visit in a hurry.

Nigeria needs a hard reset, because Lagos state alone is richer than Benin Republic. But you could see their sense of Civilization & Historical Preservation. Benin was something from History Channel, it was a beautiful story.

Those that planned his visit to Nigeria did a terrible job at marketing my country, & they have no excuse. Your Minister of Culture & Tourism dropped the ball. This falls under her purview. I’m not sure she knows that.

Do you even realize that Speed is “soft power?” He is now a global ambassador for tourism, & we missed the point by a long shot. We sell ourselves short, & for what? We reduce everything to tribe or religion. We can’t even agree on anything; those years are long gone.

We can no longer host international & African tournaments. The last time we did that was in 2009. Back then, it was the FIFA U-17 World Cup. Seventeen years have passed, & those stadia are sprawling with weed & crusades.

Shooting contents in Lagos state is an extreme sport. Area boys will harass the hell out of you. You have to pay to enter the beaches. Egbon Adugbo, owo mi da, “give me the money.”

Countries leverage their culture & history.

It got to our turn, & the Nigerian “anyhowness” reared its ugly head. The begging culture is something that I still cannot shake off. How did we get to this point? Countries we were better off a decade ago, have quietly left us behind.

I know we had issues back then. But Nigeria was still ahead in the sub-region. The Naira used to be one of the strongest in West Africa.

Eleven years ago, you could fetch a solid car in Cotonou with it. You could flex the Naira within ECOWAS. Nowadays the Cedi & the CFA are far too strong. The orphaned Naira can’t compete.

The Republic of Benin is far ahead of us now. You could see how organized they are. They even have pedestrian sidewalks on their roads. You could see a well-designed urban centers.

Go to East Africa: Ethiopia, Rwanda, Mauritius, Seychelles, etc. I’m even going too far. Ghana & Benin Republic are much closer to home. Don’t even dare Morocco, Egypt & North Africans. Those ones are closer to Europe than Africa.

IShowSpeed would have had so much in Nigeria. Next time, kindly take our foreign visitors to Abuja, Calabar, Enugu, or Uyo.

Take them to serenity. “The Land is Green,” take them to green landscapes & our cultural centers. Let them receive some fresh air & mingle freely. Above all, make their stay a memorable one, because Lagos is not normal.

You have to be born mad to survive Lasgidi. Then there are fools per capita. At some point, we have to tell ourselves the honest truth.

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@yabaleftonline Na venom be that. just relax,after the symbiosis occur and your dna match, you go get mad powerrrrs aje

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@Seyi_Funmiiiii Herzliche Glückwünsche 🎉🍾🎈

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@DaddyTwinzz If he hadn’t done it, someone else
Would have done it, he should feel honored and not the other way round.

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@lucasbalo @bookaaah @General_Somto You obviously used wings not airplanes. Becuase this a a perfect normal sound before take off.

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@int_investor_ @Sarah_kally1 Can you imagine what vegans to those poor vegetable who just want to live and grow old probably have kids and enjoy natures breeze and sun 🌞 oooo😭😭

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

Nothing you wan tell me, Pastey dey preach #preacho #cci #overture2025 #celebrationchurchinternational #ICFCWJ

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Nigeria And France Have Signed An Agreement To Collaborate On Tax Collection And Compliance Monitoring Using France’s Tax System And Technology. France Will Now Be Assisting Nigeria In Its Tax Collection.”- Oralvault

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@Symply_Tacha @flyunitedng why are you guys not responding to calls, messages or email for flight reschedule ?

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@engrICO2015 Lots of ya’ll shouting rape or molestation blah blah blah.
Has any of you watched the video at all, you should see the way the guy was spanking his molestors ass back and front. Jesus😳😳

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@General_Somto It means he’s an assassin creed 🏹

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@DeeMystikal @DGNaija @Teeniiola The word of God is a double edged sword, two interpretations can be right. Don’t be too quick to correct, brother worded

[Elsan @iam_Elsan]

@uncensored_ng @Lemo_93 @MistaSam_ @Teeniiola Who says the aim was to make us perfect🤦‍♂️. Stand up pls, you’re sitting on your brain.