Lordman

Life is for the living, innit.

[Lordman @iam_Lordman]

Nigerian babes don’t understand the concept of boyfriend though, when they hear boyfriend they think sponsor

[CKAY @ckay_yo]

boyfriend, not lord and saviour Jesus Christ…

[odB 🇯🇵 @yrnodb]

I like as everybody de voice out

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

you cannot make sense to a person who only comprehends things at their own level of perception. no matter how much you explain, argue, or try. save your energy.

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

You complain endlessly about how bad the country is, but when it’s time to choose a candidate, you suddenly become a coward. Meanwhile, people in your communities are being slaughtered in large numbers. Typical cornfused clown.

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

I have never heard the sentence “it’s not that deep” from the mouth of an intelligent person.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

That you will tell a Commissioner for Environment to ease the smell and tonnes of waste in your city but people will be defending him like they are not affected by the same smell and garbage.

I still can’t believe this is really happening.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Niggas be sending women to 7 star resorts just to get back a custom coffee mug for Father’s Day lmaoooooo

[Null @Vhoyde]

The problem is you guys think a man should pay for everything and somehow still let you have human rights

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

That your guy no stingy, na you just dey assume say e no get important things to use em money do

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That shower u take after cleaning the whole house >>>

[Osi @Shinobeme]

If you deep the things wey happen when you small

You no go ever get confidence

[Sora 🏳️‍🌈💥 @thejadedangels]

Isn’t it uncanny how Nigerians are so bad at taking care of their own environment yet they somehow expect the country to be clean???

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

na fufu I wan enter europe go chop?

[Dio 🇳🇬 @heisntdio]

girls actually love when they find out their talking stage is doing fraud 😂

[Lordman @iam_Lordman]

Terrorists spokesperson/pr officer

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How is this man still walking free?

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Nobody hate blacks pass their leaders

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

You gotta hit these hoes in they prime before they start sellin it…😭💀

[hana 🇧🇦🇩🇪 @may_equinox]

it's kinda funny when football players fall down and start rolling around but no one gaf so after like seven seconds of larping they just get up like nothing happened