Nomi007

Shark on the bed and in the Water|LFC|💼

[Nomi007 @iam_Toons]

@MecedesDoll This is now looking like a skit!

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Nutmeg followed by a croqueta 😮‍💨

#UCL

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

This video has over 100M views on IG 🤣🤣

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.

It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.

Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.

Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.

They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.

They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.

And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.

Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.

Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.

Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.

They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.

But men are the problem.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

im never deleting this app LMAOOO

[Schrodingers Goat @Dammydeazy]

i might delete this app
its skewing my perspective on women

[Nomi007 @iam_Toons]

@JordLFC_ In what universe? Trent is still one of the best out there

[Nomi007 @iam_Toons]

@OgaHans Goodluck in winter !

[SkyLord 🦇 @sky_lord001]

Home workout 😂😂

[Shri Raut @shriii_raut]

Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

“And the Ballon d’Or winner is… Michael Olise!”

Olise:

[Nomi007 @iam_Toons]

@instablog9ja Simply better phone and filter, probably use him money dey take care of himself now

[Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence @LudeyLu]

This why you gotta leave strangers alone lmaoooo imagine arguing with some old nigga at the bar and he starts throwing .357 magnum rounds into your ribs.

[J☔ @Shadygize]

“There will never be another Cristiano Ronaldo” bro hasn't even retired yet and we’ve already gotten one😭💀

[NLR @NestorLRamos]

Welcome to MEME heaven!!!

[Nomi007 @iam_Toons]

@tweetbyolivia @Lekan__NakeL Keep looking for what she saw, don’t go and figure your own seeing

[Wacko @wackoaiintpaid]

Doctor: Good news your girlfriend is pregnant

Me:

[Nomi007 @iam_Toons]

@_AsiwajuLerry Not once did Paul look at Peter while singing!

[YH @Yemihazan]

Funny thing is Jude is also scamming Rudeboy, but the mumu is too slow to process it 😭😂

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

did she forget she was the driver 🥲