Andrew Maxwell

A gentleman 🙎

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.

Your boyfriend in 2017:

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Vinicius Jr might have been cloned fr 😂😂

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

saved her number as "heaven on earth" but the shi was too long so I shortened it

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

As you dey hide your boyfriend face for video, if he kpai you now, how we go take do justice for you 🤭

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

See wetin my client send me this afternoon, God! 😭

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

If to say I don marry, na this night I for vex flog all my children…things wey dey go through my head now plenty 😡

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

If you like don’t ask for update. introduction done and dusted. 🤭

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

“We regret to inform you”

Yes modafuka, you’re definitely going to regret informing me 😭😂

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Me: Okay, tell me more about you.

Her: I’m 27yrs, we are six in our family, our last born is 5 years old and she looks exactly like me.

Me:

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Omo! Men sha 😭

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Bruno Fernandes stat for Manchester United so far this season: 5 games: 12 Assists; 7 goals. He is braking every EPL record again this season.

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

And just like that, I don reach Jigawa state🥲

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Butcher wey suppose Dey stay for abattoir, e reach Manchester United turn them pair am with Harry Maguire as a defender 💀�

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

This so colorful man 💀😂😂

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

I pity who go buy my 13 pro wey I just swapped today �

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Me having one eye set on the HR LAPTOP as they were busy celebrating my birthday after deducting half my salary.

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Gabriel vs Brighton today 😂😂

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

You sure say we deserve this food wey Brighton dey cook? 😭😂😂

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

Brentford winning Chelsea 3 - 0 go far oo. So this is how Manchester United fans feel week in week out🥲

[Andrew Maxwell @iam__maxwell]

You see these four clubs, You need permission from them before you can win the Premier League 💀😂😂