Asit

A Techie, Cricket lover.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[Asit @iam_asit]

@alanwilkins22 Always love to hear you since 2001 on ESPN era. As you are getting old, take care!

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

2 minutes later

"mitro, bahut kam logon ko malum hai ki 1956 mein Nehru ji ne meri chai mein nimbu daal diya tha "

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

In 2016, Modi mocked Suvendu Adhikari for taking bribe on camera. 10 years later, Modi appoints him as Bengal’s Chief Minister.

[Asit @iam_asit]

@twtayaan How much time it would take if someone starts learning Kubernetes now? I am a working professional, so can give around 1 hr per day on average.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer’s calls with Donald Trump are mocked in the launch of Saturday Night Live UK

#SNLUK

[Adam Rackis @AdamRackis]

When your drug dealer complains you’re not doing enough drugs

[Kay @FrazierKay]

Not sure how to explain it to people overseas but UK summer beats any summer anywhere else in the world.

[chanakya fc @The_Sleigher]

World is living in 2026 Japan is living in 2050 & Modi ji is living in 2013

[Piyush Goyal @PiyushGoyal]

My message to young designers and students preparing to contribute to nation building. Our collective effort must translate vision into action through this five-point agenda.

[Pedro Sánchez @sanchezcastejon]

The world, Europe, and Spain have faced this critical moment before. In 2003, a few irresponsible leaders dragged us into an illegal war in the Middle East that brought nothing but insecurity and pain.

Our response then must be our response now:

NO to violations of international law.

NO to the illusion that we can solve the world’s problems with bombs.

NO to repeating the mistakes of the past.

NO TO WAR.
https://t.co/KpRjBfwY4B

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Why is India not a tourism superpower ?
1. Unsafe roads, no pavements, stray animals
2. Dirt, garbage, and lack of hygiene
3. Petty corruption
4. Traffic chaos
5. Poor global branding and perception management
6. Tourism stuck in state-level red tape
7. Pollution
8. No proper city or tourist site infrastructure
9. Inconsistent service standards
10.Biggest of all- lack of civic sense

We have everything- mountains, deserts, beaches, history, spirituality. Yet Malaysia, Turkey, Singapore, Thailand and even the UAE attract more tourists each year than we do.

So the issue isn’t what we have. It’s how we manage it.
Potential is not our problem. Execution is. 🇮🇳

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The former British home secretary and buddhist daughter of a Kenyan descendant of Goan Catholics, and a Mauritian Hindu descendent of Tamil, born in Harrow, studied in New York, married to a Jewish South African who lived In Israel says multiculturalism has failed.

[Danish Sait @DanishSait]

India Vs Zimbabwe Leaked promo.

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

There’s oil beneath this stadium @realDonaldTrump . Khod daal

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Nov 2025 : Indian players called Bavuma a midget ( Bauna)

> SA replied by winning the Test series 2-0 and whitewashing India.

Feb 2026 : Star Sports creates a derogatory promo and insults South Africa

> SA replied by defeating India by 76 Runs in Super 8 of the WC #INDvsSA

Lesson : Never be arrogant.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Not to burst your AI bubble which is making everything from electricity to consumer electronics more expensive for all of us, but here's Elon Musk predicting fully self-driving Teslas by next year for ten years straight:

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

If the PM reckons Jim Ratcliffe should apologise first r spreading this exact same lie, should the Home Office apologise too, or? 🤨

[Asit @iam_asit]

@Plentyshit That Lying bastard was personal lol