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[i am droot @iam_droot]

The camelback walked so the hydro flask could run.

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

This video of cops accidentally arresting an FBI agent is amazing.... https://t.co/4esFIDzxsy

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[i am droot @iam_droot]

@What_the_ALANIZ @blessedswifty That’s a boy

[i am droot @iam_droot]

@What_the_ALANIZ @blessedswifty Are you saying i look like that little child?!?!

[robertklemko @RobertKlemko]

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dad of the year and quite frankly it isn’t even close

[GL @gldivittorio]

I don't want the coronavirus outbreak to get any worse but I do want sports to not be played for long enough that ESPN airs the baseball scene from Twilight

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[i am droot @iam_droot]

Thanks @KAITL1Nkelly for the nomination. Here’s a picture of me kinda sorta coaching. I nominate @PAWS_GK_Academy @CampShutout and @Side_of_FriesGK to post a picture of you coaching or to donate 20$ to a charity :)

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[i am droot @iam_droot]

Conspiracy theory: corporation gets people hooked on e-cigs, compromising their respiratory system, then that corporation creates a virus that targets the respiratory system, wiping out those initially compromised, all in an effort to shrink the population & fight climate change

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

my vision board

[JABBAWOCKEEZ @JABBAWOCKEEZ]

Alright Bet. 🔥😤

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Me: Yes

Netflix: Ok tell me one thing that happened in the last episode

Me: What?

Netflix: The guy with the mustache, what’s his name?

Me: Why are you being like this?

Netflix: *sadly* You’re always on that damn phone

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Arrest this man immediately

https://t.co/DmeWQHlC4u

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

The one thing a girl wants to hear❤️