There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.
To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.
Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.
Forever a Red Devil ❤️
as seen in the dream;
arsenal 1 - 2 bournemouth.
liverpool 3 - 1 fulham.
burnley 1 - 2 brighton.
brentford 2 - 2 everton.
barcelona 3 - 1 espanyol.
sevilla 1 - 2 atletico madrid.
please stake wisely. see y’all after ninety minutes. 🖤
A friend of mine who didn't eat pork and fish married a hot woman, everytime they argued she would cook exactly that and he would be forced to eat out.
Onetime he went to eat out with a small bag and his car and never returned. It's now 5years.
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this freaking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs.
“Your badge, show him your freaking BADGE!!!”
🚨 Amorim on subbing Zirkzee off: “We were struggling with their midfielders, and sometimes you can attack better with less strikers”.
“We played with three strikers, sometimes that's not the best thing to attack well”.
“We were running around trying to get hold of the ball”.